Frog

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Frogs are the highly advanced [[Pedophile|natural predators]] of [[nusoi]]s that use [[bait]] and [[BWC|Foid colonizers]] to advance [[Sharty:America|Donald J Trump's]] political career towards [[TND]] [[or something]]. They are also [[SNCA|amphibians]] meaning that they live in [[Pond|ponds]], and have been for centuries. As you shall learn, Frogs have a very gemmy culture/system, and have been so since the early 493363st century BCE.

== History of Froggy frogs ==
[[File:1333blepe.webp|thumb|A Froggy frog]]
The earliest known proton-frog, Triadbatrachus (also spelled Triodbatchus by Mexicucks) is believed to have lived in Burundi with aryan specimens, until the Finno-[[Sharty:Jewpan|Korean]] Hyperwar of 555555555 BCE (some more advanced Frogs supported Finland while some others supported the Asian Soykio Coalition of Mongolian Hymras) which deeply plunged humanity into a long, downward spiral. During this time the last known male Triadbatrachus, known only as "Pepe", impregnated all the females creating a bloodline of animals. This time period is called the Frioggian age. Nowadays most frogs just fight with the [[Buster|Rabbits]] and are artifacts of a better, less brimstone, time period.

There were the tree frogs, which live in the trees and spend their days posting on [[The Sneedy]] and [[Soyjak.party|SHARTY]] where they discover Nusoiz and bait them with Femjanny and CHEESE.
There are also the lazy 'oads, who [[Sharty:Science|Soyentists]] believe are actually a separate species known as Toads or Rhinellas but we know otherwise, OKAY!. They are descendants of Pepe's nigger-frog cousin Blepe.
There are also the dart frogs who still live in aryan territory (Burundi and Chad), and have the keys to Agartha.

The famous meme Pepe the Frog is traced off a picture from a 1990s webcomic or however the nigger is [[Wikipedia:Breaking Bad|Cooking meth]].

In recent times, frogs have begun to be known for [[Sharty:Poop|pooping]].

== Is Pepe’s spirit trapped in a Nvidia? ==
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The Pepe Graphics Card is an old Nvidia Series 9 graphics card that has Pepe's vengeful spirit imprisoned inside it. Pepe cries every day to be released from his eternal prison, when used, this graphics card installs a virtual Pepe into your computer that feels everything and has a mind of its own. Pepe often cries about returning to the Frioggian age and is unaware that the [[Nusoi]] can’t hear him, o algo.

== Relationships with [[Nusoi|Nusois]] ==
[[File:Nusoipilled.jpeg|thumb|its too nusoipilled]]
Frogs have a very hard relationship with Nusois. Most frogs are unable to comprehend why [[Nusoi|nusois]] fall for bait, and some nusois have even been shit on by frogs. The most notable example was during [[Buster]] and Pepe’s froglaugh, where Pepe said, and I quote, “Do nusois really?”. Nusois are basically [[Niggers]] to frogs, if a frog finds a wild nusoi and can’t use the bathroom, they will defecate all over the Nusoi.

== Is Pepe a Banana? ==
According to some minions, Pepe has been turned into a banana bunyan named Bapepe Jones, however, this has yet to be confirmed by Snopes. Bapepe has became its own variant just like Jager and Blepe. It is also a Sharty Nameroll.

== Notable coolish frog moments ==
* Pepe decides to record himself laughing with a rabbit named Buster.
* Niggers die and /webm/ is unlocked (for a short time period)
* [[4chan|Kekistan]], a portmanteau of the Korean Kek and Istan is made. Nowadays Sharty is the new kekistan (it just is okay?)
* Donald Trump is elected president of the United States in 2016, 2020, and 2024 and posts an image of a Pepe.
* Frogs are proclaimed “animal” of the Kekistani regime. Or something. It might actually be the [[Sharty:Gegbull|Bull]] now because Sharty is the new Kekistan{{CitationNeeded|it just is, deal with it 4cucks}}.

== Frog and Toad ==
[[File:Toad and Frog on Bike.jpeg|thumb|a image of Frog and Toad on a bike]]

In the [[Oldfag|1970s]], a weird OBSESSED retard named [[Faggots|Arnold Lobel]] started making stories about a frog and a toad named Frog and Toad. The stories were somewhat popular and take place in a nice [[Wikipedia:Forest|Forest]]. However considering that Lobel is a faggot, the series is considered EPI despite not really being that brimstone (the most brimstone thing in it is when Toad briefly takes off a bathing suit, and the fact that Lobel died of aids.

List of editions in Frog and Toad
* #1: Frog and Toad are Friends
Frog and Toad run around, discuss ghosts, and do some Frog stuff like riding bikes.
* #2: Frog and Toad Together
Toad is diagnosed with insomnia{{Margerald}}, and {{Antimattertext|takes off his bathing suit}}
* #3: Frog and Toad all Year
Frog gets into an argument with a [[Niggers|raccoon]]. Arguably the most SNCA one as absolutely nothing SNCApedia worthy happens here.
* #4: Days with Frog and Toad.
Frog attempts to ACK but Toad stops him. Last issue as 4 months later Lobel died of AIDS (due to being the literal definition of a obsessed faggot)

== How does a frog shit? ==
As I said earlier, Frogs have begun to be known for [[India|Pooping, Farting, Brapping, Crapping, ‘logging, Coaling, Gassying, and Shiting]]. Frogs, like humans, eat food, and process the food using digestion. Unlike humans, however, Frogs mostly [[Doctos|regurgitate the poop]] via their lymph nodes/mouth cells and then flip it into their butthole as a [[Niggers|mating ritual in order to attract mates]]. This was captured on camera in [[India|Assam]] by a [[Sharty:Poop|Sikh]] named Amrit Mager [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-GShYbNBVLQ here]

== Shadilay ==
[[File:Shadilay spinning cropped.gif|thumb|italo-brazil]]
"Shadilay" is an [[Sharty:Benito Mussolini|Italo]] [[Niggers|disco]] song by the Italian band P.E.P.E (named after everybody’s frog) released in [[Sharty:1984|1984]] by the [[Sharty:Benito Mussolini|Italian-American]] [[Niggers|disco]] music label Magic Sound. It was written by Italian singer-songwriter Marco Cerami[[Sharty:Coca-Cola|cola]], who sang under the pseudonym of [[Latinx|Manuel Pepe]]. It became a major meme around the elections of 2016 on [[4chan]] /pol/ due to the [[Sharty:Reddit|humorous coincidence of the band being named pepe and the icon of the album being a green frog]]. "Shadilay" is also a term used by many frogposters and Sharty /pol/ users

== Notable websites about Frogs ==
* [[The Ribbit Rally|The Frog Pond]]
* [[Blepe.website|Blepe’s site]]
* [[Froggy.com|Froggy]]
* [[Kekw.party|AmooguKek]]
* [[4chan|4cheese]]
* [[Soyjak.blog|Schlogg]]
* [[Soyjak.io|Schloggyio]]
* [[ACCESS DENIED|Frenschan]]
* [[Sharty:Frogchan|Frogchan.pe/org]]
* [[Sharty:Kohler|Kohls]]
* [[Sharty:Jager|Jagermeister]]
* [[Sidson.city|Frogson.billy]]
* [[Qaculture.org|Qaculture.org]]
* [[Sharty:Frog/|/frog/]]
* [https://allaboutfrogsdotorg.blogspot.com/?m=1 Frogblog]

== CY3ERFROG ==
[[File:Froggy frog.webp]]
CY3ERFROG is a webcomic made by a man named Ethan Van Sciver starring a hero frog literally named “CY3ERFROG” (yes, spelled with the 3). The series was made in 2018 and ended in 2022. The series is okay I guess but hasn’t really been funded since 2021. Van Sciver also ripped most of the CY3ERFROG lore of Pepe, and Blepe lore dumps found by [[Sharty:Science|scientists]] in [[Wikipedia:1978|1978]]{{Margerald}}. The plot of CY3ERFROG is classic Spider-Man, but with Pepes (come on, they are all Frogs). This story was heavily inspired by Pepe the Frog and Blepe the Frog.

== Pastimes ==
* Bringing back MLG
* Baiting nusoiz
* watching the [[Wikipedia:Breaking Bad|Baddy]]
* banning everything I like
* Eating and jumping on lille pads
* Laughing at failraids
* CHEESEposting
* marge posting
* Taming Gigaflys in Chad.
* Hating on [[Monkeybone]]

== Famous frogs ==
* Pepe (his real name is (translated from PIE) is believed to be Pepelicious Niggalippa Gregarious Gargantuan FROGGY SwagLord Pepe M.L.G Donald Trump)
* Blepe (a lazy retard who killed some of Pepe’s babies and also enacted TPDFD (Total Poison Dart Frog Death) as he hated the Zimbabwean Dart Frogs)
* [[Jager]] (the time to be serious is now)
* [[Sharty:Kohler|Kohler]] (Chud merged with Pepe)
* [[Sharty:Dean (variant)|Dean]] (Chud merged with le funny /pol/ face)
* [[Sharty:Apu|Apu]] (one of the many Finnish frog soldiers during the Battle of the Nile during the Hyperwar, died in the scuffle)
* [[Sharty:Peepo|Peepo]] (a cozy frog who likes getting cozy and sipping [[Pepsi]]. He loves sleeping in his blanket and sipping a Pepsi)
* [[Nick Fuentes|Groyper]] (conservative faggot frog, loves {{Brimtext|femboys}})
* Anyone who uses [[The Ribbit Rally]]
* The Nazi Network
* Francis
* [[Indonesia|Sunda Contraweda]]
* [[Morshu]]
* Jo-Jo (Pepe's first out of 6700000000420 sons)
* Anyone who uses Frenschan
* quay
* [[Wikipedia:Donald Trump|The great meme trumpet]]
* [[User:Redditor|Redditor]]
* Anyone who baits a nusoi

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