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'''Islam''' (''referred to as pisslam'', ''pigslam'') also known as [[Truthnuke|the nigger of all religions]] is a <s>Christian heresy</s> [[Satan|pagan religion]] that emerged in the sandiest shithole in what was known as the 7th century [[Asoori|Arabian peninsula]], it was founded by a schizo sandnigger name Mohammad after he went to a cave

where <s>the angel Gabriel (''[[Nonsense|Jibrīl]]'')</s> [[Satan]] <s>revealed to him</s> possessed and deceived him into believing he was a prophet of <s>god</s> <s>Allah</s> [[Satan|Hubal]](A lunar deity closely linked to [[Satan|Baal]]) which he later will get <s>revelations</s> seizures where he hallucinated seeing Allah, these "revelation" would be compiled in what's known as the Qur'an, the holy book of Islam.

The followers of Islam call themself Muslims which means "Subhuman" as it is having a [[Niggers|slave]] to [[Alive Cracker Elder|master]] relationship with Allah([[Nonsense|swt]]) and submitting to him, [[Paganism|worshiping some nigger cube and nigger stone]] located in [[Niggerhell|a place]] not even Nobeidore and Nobaldi care fan about. According to [[Quote|Mud]]<nowiki/>slimes it is a religion peace despite their nigger book clearly telling you to kill all those that do not believe to the point [[Nigger|they meticulous created an insult for]] "'''''Kaffir'''''"{{Note|Kaffir generally means the infidel or people who do not believe in Islam}}.

== Within the Soysphere ==
'''Muzzies''' compose a small fraction of the [[soysphere]] as such you will likely not find any of these niggers within it or if you do you won't be able to recognize them {{ThoughText|Though}}ever they still have a history for clitty leaking, larping and raiding stuff.

=== Early History ===
The vast majority of muzzies larped as <s>extremists</s> pious orthodox muslims and got a board called /dawah/ which later {{Keyedtext|got purged along with all Muslims and posts within it}} by [[Froot]], the rest '''''YOU WILL FILL IN'''''

=== Today ===
Now days Islamic history within the [[soysphere]] has been marked by events such as the Portuguese-Islamic War, other useless nigger conflicts and the ascension of fame of [[Warrior-Z|Warrior-'P]].

=== Known Muslims ===
there are certain """famous""" or well known muslim and these are the following:

* '''[[Warrior-Z]]'''

The rest as probably [[Shit nobody cares about|SNCA]] but [[You|YOU]] will fill out the list because this IS the [[SNCApedia]]

== What Muslims believe ==
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=== Allah ===
Allah which translates to "The God" is the main central figure of Islam. According to muslims [[Lie|xhe is the god abraham.]]

==== Attributes ====
According to Islam Allah is not a spirit<ref>https://islamqa.info/en/answers/50774/he-is-debating-with-a-christian-and-is-asking-does-god-have-a-spirit</ref> instate he has a face<ref>https://quran.com/55%3A27/tafsirs/en-tafsir-maarif-ul-quran?translations=85</ref>, 3 or more eyes, 2 right hands<ref>https://sunnah.com/nasai:5379</ref>, fingers and shin.

=== "[[Lie|Holy]]" structures. ===
[[File:Kaaba.webp|thumb|293x293px]]

==== [[Paganism|Kaaba]] ====
The '''Kaaba''' is some big nigger cube located in Mecca(''Makkah''). Muslim worship the Big Black Cube(''They worship THE [[BBC]]'') and go around it {{Jewtext|{{Echoes|like mindless cattle}}}}. When their paganistic rituals end they try to kiss the black stone located in one of the corners of the cube. According to the Qu'ran, it was [[Lie|built by Abraham and Ishmael]], though in reality it was build by some brownoid sand dweller and used to be a place of worship filled with pagan idols prior to Muhammad who being the retard he is, told all the pagan worshipers that their gods were fake and got kicked out; he clitty leaked so hard that he went to a nearby city called Medina and lied about getting a revelation of Allah telling him that he must conquer and kill all the pagan worshipers in Mecca[''He did this multiple times as a justification for conquest because his [[Retard|below room temperature followers didn't notice]].'']. He then assraped and massacred all the niggers in Mecca. Afterwards he proclaimed that the BBC was the house of Allah and that all Muslims need to pray towards it.

As for why they pray towards the Kaaba, the answer is that [[Pedophile|MAP]]<nowiki/>hammed at first prayed towards Jerusalem, but after the {{Echo|Jews}} started mocking him he began to clitty leak, so he then proclaimed a new direction of worship, that being the bibisi. and said that the previous direction of worship was a mere test from Allah.

=== Books and Texts ===

==== {{Antimattertext|Qur'an}} ====
The '''Qur'an''' is a series of ('''''false''''') revelations by [[Satan|Hubal]], given to the ('''''false''''') prophet Mohammad. Its a contradictory mess that claims to be a continuation of the previous revelations such as the [[Christianity|Bible]] or the [[Jews|Torah]] while contradicting both and making retarded claims about the world such as the sun setting in a muddy spring, abdools (''Imams, Sheikh, Alims and the rest of [[Lie|experts]] that study this and [[Retards|believe in it]]'') are know for trying to do high level mental gymnastics to defend their pedophilic prophet and all absurd claims by their (''un'')holy book.

Mudslimes biggest lie is the claim that the Qur'an has been perfectly preserved which is a complete lie as there are multiple different grammatical and Arabic readings of the Qur'an meaning all of them are not 100% the same to each other, this is because [[Literal who|Uthman ibn Affan]] [[Shit nobody cares about|which was the third caliph decided to destroy all other Qur'ans and standardize Zayd's Qur'an which was compiled during the Caliphate of Abu Bakr, the irony is that Zayd's Qur'an wasn't the most authoritative or special they simply chose it to standardize the Qur'an and even then it failed as Zayd's Qur'an isn't also intact to this day we have 14 different Arabic readings of it and multiple of these contain grammatical differences which changes the context of certain verses.]]

==== Hadiths ====
A compilation of stories, sayings, actions and other sandnigger shit approved by Mohammad(A compilation of nigger teachings that tell you that you can marry, rape and do whatever the fuck you want to woman because Christians and Jews will go to hell for you according to their book.) These teachings also have certain degrees of truthfulness because Islam and it's teachings are inconsistent and most of the time contradictory. The ranking consist on how valid a hadith is, see the following:

* Sahih: Authentic
* [[Hasan Piker|Hasan]]: Acceptable
* Da'eef: Weak
* Madwu': Fabricated

== What can you do in Islam ==
Nothing, you can do nothing. There is no concept of fun as it is all about submitting and being a slave to some pagan deity. there is Haram and Halal; Haram is le bad and Halal le good according to Islam.

=== Haram ===

* Listening to any music except for those chosen by Pedohammad.
* Gambling and betting. This includes games which contain said aspects.
* Minecraft(For creating a world), Fortnite(Contains music that is no Halal), GTA V(The same as Fortnite), and almost all western games.
* Displaying pictures of family members, animals, friends, or memories in your house because Allah only wants you to praise him.
* Draw anything with faces (This includes your incomprehensible [[Soyjak|soy woah jacks]].)[''OHNONONONONO [[Warrior-Z]] WHAT IS THIS?'']
* Having a pupperino indoors (Unless it is black then you have to kill him.)[''Heckin' racist'']
* Being a faggot.
* Not following the retarded teachings of the Qur'an.
* {{Keyedtext|Being Transexual}}(Though {{Lockedtext|Shia Muslims allow it}}.)

=== Halal ===

* Raping animals for sexual pleasure (''[[Doctos|DOGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES.]]'')
* ''<big>{{Singularitytext|{{Shaketext|Having sex with children at any age as long as you can fit it in.}}}}</big>'' '''''<big>(OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)</big>'''''
* Raping as a form of punishment.
* [[Pedophilia|Having sex with little boys]] for sexual pleasure.
* Doing Jihad(''Committing terrorist attacks against non Muslims.'')

== Mohammad ==
{{Faggot}}{{Pedo}}
'''Mohammad''' (<big>'''''PISS'''''</big> be upon him) is the main and final ('''''false''''') prophet of islam, he was a [[literal who]] born in Mecca(''Makkah'') prior to his [[Lie|"revelation" by Allah]] at the [[Oldfag|age of 40]], he began preaching about the ('''''false''''') religion of Islam and later claimed that all the pagan idols and gods of the people or mecca were false gods and proceeded to destroy and desecrate them, this act enraged the people of mecca who kicked him out of the city, he migrated to Medina, tried to ack himself multiple times and afterwards became a warlord and a faggot that got blacked(<s>'''''Jeeted''''' ''GEEEEG''</s> likely da'eef hadith), he is known for [[Doctos|marrying a 6 year old]] and {{Singularitytext|[[Pedophilia|consummating the marriage when she was 9.]]}} He would later claimed that god would strike him by severing his life-artery(''al-Wateen'' - الوتين or Aorta). he then died by poisoning after [[Retard|he eat the lamb served by the Jewish woman he had enslaved and killed her family]], later in his death bed he said that he felt his aorta(''al-Abhar'' - الأبهر) being severed. (''The nigger confirmed he was a false prophet.'')

== Gallery ==
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Jews

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The '''{{Echo|Jews}}''' are an ethnoreligious group of evil <s>people</s> non-humanoid entities that control the world, {{Echo|They}} claim to be the ancient Israelites of Judah and Israel who worshiped {{Divinetext|YHWH}}, Thoughever this has been proven to be a [[lie]] as {{Echo|They}} only pretend to follow and adhere to the religion of Judaism while breaking and blaspheming all commandments god gave them. The vast majority of Jews are primarily connected via shared ancestry and culture. {{Echo|Isreal}} Is the modern Jewish state, though many other Jewish people live in countries all over the world.

Their culture and beliefs are dead and only kept prevalent as a facade by {{Echo|Them}} as {{Echo|They}} only adhere to what benefits them in the Torah this caused a major degradation of their traditions and culture separating them further from god and the ancient Israelites.The very existence of {{Echo|Them}} has been a source of controversy for over 3000+ years, [[Truthnuke|a phenomenon is caused by their cynical, self-serving approach to their own supposed faith which they themself blaspheme against]]. [[Fact|This is the very reason for the contempt and hatred directed towards them by other nations]] {{Keyedtext|which lead to numerous mass deportations and genocides throught the ages}} which were well deserved. Their culture afterwards became so much of a DNB that even their language, after it stopped being spoken for nearly 2000 years, needed to borrow heavily from Arabic and other European languages like English, Russian, and German to create words for modern Jewish language.

== Within the [[soysphere]] ==
Max and some other niggers that [[You]] will add to the page

== Jewish beliefs ==

=== Kosher ===
Kosher is the dietary “code” of the Jews or something. The basic rules mean no meat and dairy on the same plate and you must kill baby animals mercilessly (that explains why they harvest baby kids) and you can’t have any gelatin in the meals. Jews like to yap about their Kosher diet but it’s really just a regular diet minus dairy and meat on the same plate. Either way most Jews LARP as normal people and can pass that way and deceive you by eating food that is kosher (like a hamburger or an ice cream) at restaurants.

=== What is a Jew’s favorite animal? ===
Notably, there are only 4 animals the Jews spare in their schizophrenic knockoff Bible, the animals being, [[Wikipedia:Hare|the hare]], [[Wikipedia:Chipmunk|the chipmunk]], [[Wikipedia:Hyrax|the hyrax]], and the [[Wikipedia:Bactrian Camel|the bactrian camel]]. This is due to some stupid niggershit beliefs in the Talmud or whatever I didn’t read it sucks. Either way, considering Jews are satanic Christians, this means {{Brimtext|they venerate weird rodent thingies instead of god himself}}.

=== Books ===
Jews have a series of books which they rarely follow, {{Thoughtext|though}} they're worth mentioning.

==== Tanakh ====
''See article: [[Christianity]]''

The {{Partysavingtext|Tanakh}} is the collection of books known as the old testament within Christianity, containing 24 books structured into Torah, Nevi'im, and Ketuvim. Tho ironically its the only collection of [[Gigachad|books that call out the hypocrisy and cynical behvaiour of the]] {{Echo|Jews}} with no exemption(''this includes the OT prophets who commit sin as no human is perfect.'')

==== {{Brimtext|Talmud}} ====
The Talmud is some man made book made by the {{Echo|Jews}} that is supposedly [[Lie|""holy""]] though in reality it's a [[Satan|demonic]] manuscript that twists and distorts the words of God and the Prophets by [[Lie|giving them context]], it claims that [[Nonsense|Rabbi Joshua had beaten God in an argument by quoting one of god's word in the Torah]]<ref>https://www.sefaria.org/Bava_Metzia.59b.5?lang=bi</ref>, and because of this [[Lie|the writings in the Talmud made by the rabbis are holy and authoritative]]. it is mainly rabbis arguing about the Tanakh which is a book containing all of the {{Echo|Jewish}} collections of holy books such as the Torah, Nevi'im, and Ketuvim.

The book also reveals the thoughts of the Jewish people about the gentiles, it contains many insults towards the gentiles(''non-jewish people'') and goys calling them idiots. It also calls for the genocide of the best gentiles (according to the book that means [[Wikipedia:Greece|greeks]] and [[Sharty:Lebanon|lebanesers]] {{Lockedtext|they want to kill Christians}})

== Antisemitism ==
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'''Antisemitism''' is a growing concern within the Jewish community, particularly in the context of recent conflicts in the [[Islam|Middle East, with Palestine and Iran]]. These events have contributed to the spread of harmful stereotypes and extremist ideologies, including views associated with [[The Nazi Network|Nazism]]. Jewish people have historically faced severe persecution, most notably during the [[Hitler|Holocaust]], in which six million Jews were murdered.

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[[Retard|This user]] loves [[Shit nobody cares about|SNCA]]

== Thing this user is best known for liking ==

* Ex-Atheist Christianity[''this should be obvious as i made the [[Christianity|Christianity page]] in good faith'']
* [[Shit nobody cares about|SNCA]]

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Christianity

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{{India}}
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India is basically SNCApedia if it was a country, billions of pages (people) but zero quality. And of course, a shit ton of feces (aka the articles on here).

Citizens of India are known as [[Pajeets|Jeets]], much like how Editors of SNCApedia are known as SNCApedophiles{{CitationNeeded|what in the actual fuck?}}

== Aryans ==
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Aryans originate from here. Most of them moved out of India and into Bhutan, and then later Europe and [[Sharty:Germany|Germany]]. That means you are technically Indian lol.

== What Jeets call themselves in every language ==
* Hindi- Bharatis (they call India Bharat in Hindi okay)
* Urdu- Bharte
* Sikkimese- Shamez Handostani
* Hindustani- Bharmed
* Dzongkha- Rgya gar
* Baluchi- Baul
* Tamil- Naduen
* Portuguese- India
* British- India
* [[Canada|Kannada]]- Bharata

Most of them call their country Bharat, or a variation of that.

== Why there are stinky swarthindians in your schools ==
{{Words}}
Indians are really good at counting, and have historically been marketed as a replacement to the battery-consuming electronic calculator. Though the sale of Indians has slowed, high schools and universities are still using Indians to boost their cumulative SAT scores and receive greater financial endowment from the federal government. Indians are far more fertile than the normal human, with one Indian sperm cell being proven to impregnate up to 5 women. Indians are also a subservient subspecies, which is why so many of them work bitch jobs like IT support and why it's so rare for someone like Gandhi to come along and make them stand up for themselves

== Population ==
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A Xitter user pointed out that you have a

'''<big>{{Bouncetext|{{Shaketext|25% chance of being born Indian}}}}</big>'''{{CitationNeeded|oh no Bhutancacas what is this?}}
== The languages of India ==
India, a country filled to the brim with [[Sharty:Poop|poop]] and [[Satanic cults|Sikh/Hindus]], is also filled to the brim with bad languages.

* Hindi- Mostly spoken in the south. Sounds like a Brappy version of [[Bhutan|Dzongkha]]
* Urdu- Mix of Hindi but Muslim. Began in the 1400s or something
* [[Canada|Kannata]]- Spoken exclusively in Assam.
* Sanskrit- Niggerbable language spoken by the first aryans during the [[Frog|Frioggian]] age.
* Sentinalese- Niggerbable language spoken by a tribe on an island not too far away from India. Very little is known about it due to the tribe being [[Retard|dumb]]
* Sikkimese- Language spoken by Indians on the Bangladeshi border. Despite being only spoken in India, it is too related to some Nepalese dialects that it is considered a “Nepali” language.

== Religions of India ==
India has 3 main religions, Buddhism, Islam, and Hinduism. Hinduism is a [[Satanic cults|satanism]] cult that unironically worships elephants and mice{{Margerald|and a few other animals, they also worship a blood harvester}}. Buddhists are slightly better as all they do is shit and pee and walk and don’t intestate foreign countries because of weird code but are still weird satanists. [[Islam]] is Islam, a satanic cult, and was introduced to India in the 900’s by Pakistanis.

== Notable Indian regions ==
* Assam- Literal Niggerhell. Nobody lives here except poor Kannata and Hindi Jeets
* Andhra Pradesh- Light snacks and samosas
* [[Sharty:Bangladesh|Bangladesh]]- Technically a foreign country but very small, very dense too. Just India 2.0 with it’s own type of feces called [[Sharty:Poop 2|poop 2]]
* Chitasgarah- Area home to some tigers and shit like that
* Deccan- Hilly grassy region
* Goa- [[Faggots|Gay faggot region]]
* Punjab- Where all the poop and shit and piss and scams are.
* Uttar Pradesh- More poop and shit but has a few high mountains and [[Bhutan|bhutanese-tibetan-china-tonga-nepalmutts]] living there so not 100% poop only 75% poop.
* [[Chris Chan|Pakistan]]- More Niggerhell. [[Islam|Islamic]] so you can beat up your wife, and everybody has sex with eachother so it is {{Shaketext|more dense then India}}

== See also ==
* [[Codex Pajeeti]], a film on jeets
* [[Kushan Empire]], a empire that briefly owned the jeets
* [[Pajeets]] themselves
* [[Bhutan]], home of Jeets that mixed with Tibetans
* [[Wikipedia:Nepal|Nepal]], home of Nepalese
* [[Wikipedia:Maldives|Maldives]], home of island Jeets
* [[Sharty:Morocco|Sri Lanka]], home of Lankeze Jeets
* [[Sharty:Useless nigger war|Myanmar]], a country in a perpetual UNW
* [[United Arab Emirates|UAE]], a country with jeet slaves and shit
* [[Wikipedia:Seychelles|Seychelles]], a county that is a 3 way mix of Jeets, Anglos, and Francomutts.

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