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soyjak.blog
| Foundation | March 31th, 2024 |
|---|---|
| Creator | Broot |
| Owner | MoonMetropolis |
| Major Boards | /you/, /qa/, /ama/, /jrn/, /games/, /dump/ |
| Total posts | 688,416 |
| Notable Events | Schlogpocalypse |
| Website | https://soyjak.blog/ (backup) |
soyjak.blog or better known as the Schlog, is a XenForo forum created by Broot as an alternative to blogposting on the sharty. Since it is required to have a name in order to join the site, it would quickly gain infamy amongst soyteens due to multiple controversies and general drama, which lead to it being often compared to Discord.
History
[edit | edit source]The Sale
[edit | edit source]On April 4th, 2025. Froot would decide to sell the schlog after he had enough of dealing with the general faggotry and petty drama, his tipping point would be the announcement about how Soyteen Liker and Meursault were e-dating and planning on meeting up IRL.
The Schlog was sold to the 'cordnigger p0rt42 (A.K.A telnet, should I mention xe is the owner of Homercord and was permabanned by DOLL for it after xis 'cord was leaked?), however schloggers dissatisfied at Froot's management of the website, decided to create a splinter on April 20, known as Soyjak Forum or the Shroom. The post-sale schlog is sometimes called the nuschlog.
p0rt42 ended up not liking running the schlog and gave it away to Jackson who also didn't want to own it, so xe gave it away AGAIN to MoonMetropolis, who is the current owner.
Boards
[edit | edit source]META
[edit | edit source]/q/ - Soyjak Blog Meta
/chive/ - Archive
THE SCHLOG
[edit | edit source]/you/ - Chat (biggest board)
/qa/ - Questions & Answers
/ama/ - Ask Me Anything
/jrn/ - Journal
/games/ - Forum Games
/dump/ - Sprunki BBC Zone
The Club
[edit | edit source]/art/ - Gems & Masterpieces
/mtv/ - Music, Television and Video Games
/a/ - Animu, Mango, and Weabery (Brimstone)
/pol/ - Politics
/leftysoy/ - Left-Handed Soyjaks (Leftist Board)
/fit/ - Fitness
/incel/ - Internet Celebrity (Community Watch)
/raid/ - RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS
/ck/ - Culinary Arts, Food & Drink
/pro/ - Projects
/caca/ - Cacaborea
/snca/ - Shit No One Cares About
/sp/ - Sports
/tech/ - Technology
/news/ - News
/his/ - History Discussion, Archives, and Research
/x/ - Paranormal/Schizo
/yyyyyyy/ - Nonsense
/cafe/ - Foids Only (OMGSISA)
/an/ - Animals and Nature
/ohio/ - Skibidi Sigma
/talks/ - CobsonTALKS
CULTURE
[edit | edit source]/int/ - International
/rel/ - Religion
/srs/ - Serious Posting
