Blobjak - Revision history

Gemmy1488cob at 00:05, 3 February 2026

2026-02-03T00:05:01Z

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	{{Infobox Soyjak\|booru_posts={{boorusearch\|variant:blobjak\|display=19}} <small>As of January 9, 2026</small>\|image=Blobjak.png\|type=[[Soyjak]] variant\|origin=[[soy/\|/soy/]], [[soyjak.party]] <small>July 20th, 2025</small><ref>The metadata for the original image</ref>\|aliases=Hamburger bun, Pebbleson, Stoneson, Bolderson, Rockson, shit [[Nophono\|Nophono]] cares fan about\|subvariants= Blobfoid\| traced_from=Crimxus_fur's shitty attempt at a 'jak\|original_image=file:Blobjak origin.png}}		{{Infobox Soyjak\|booru_posts={{boorusearch\|variant:blobjak\|display=19}} <small>As of January 9, 2026</small>\|image=Blobjak.png\|type=[[Soyjak]] variant\|origin=[[soy/\|/soy/]], [[soyjak.party]] <small>July 20th, 2025</small><ref>The metadata for the original image</ref>\|aliases=Hamburger bun, Pebbleson, Stoneson, Bolderson, Rockson, shit [[Nophono\|Nophono]] cares fan about\|subvariants= Blobfoid\| traced_from=Crimxus_fur's shitty attempt at a 'jak\|original_image=file:Blobjak origin.png}}
	~~{{RubyShort}}~~
	'''Blobjak''' is a [[sharty:nuvariant\|nuvariant]] that was created by a 'teen to troll infamous furtroon and gegbvll [[Crimsonfur\|Crimzon Fur]]. It was created in July 2025 and is the first modern nuvariant, predating nuvariants such as Vlodson and most /soy2/ variants. Due to how garbage and NAS the original image was, the creator had to improvise and add several new lines and IAS features, topped of with soyak's mouth copy-pasted onto it.		'''Blobjak''' is a [[sharty:nuvariant\|nuvariant]] that was created by a 'teen to troll infamous furtroon and gegbvll [[Crimsonfur\|Crimzon Fur]]. It was created in July 2025 and is the first modern nuvariant, predating nuvariants such as Vlodson and most /soy2/ variants. Due to how garbage and NAS the original image was, the creator had to improvise and add several new lines and IAS features, topped of with soyak's mouth copy-pasted onto it.

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	* Blobjak stole the 5000 and 7777 GETS on /soy2/ and also stole the 90000 GET on lainchan's /Ω/ <ref>[[sharty:File:Blobjak tuey 5000 GET.png\|/soy2/]] [[sharty:File:Blobjak lainchan 90000 GET.png\|Lainchan]] </ref>		* Blobjak stole the 5000 and 7777 GETS on /soy2/ and also stole the 90000 GET on lainchan's /Ω/ <ref>[[sharty:File:Blobjak tuey 5000 GET.png\|/soy2/]] [[sharty:File:Blobjak lainchan 90000 GET.png\|Lainchan]] </ref>
	* The blobjak poster has made [[wikipedia:Child sex ring\|quotecord]] leak on various occasions to the point where [[sharty:pepelaugh\|mustard deleted every blobjak post on soybooru.]]		* The blobjak poster has made [[wikipedia:Child sex ring\|quotecord]] leak on various occasions to the point where [[sharty:pepelaugh\|mustard deleted every blobjak post on soybooru.]]
			* Blobjak was used to raid the [[Jassy]] in late (December?) 2025. <!--will check later-->
			* After the [[sharty:1/28\|Cacacaust]], the Blobjak poster may have moved to [[swedishwin.com]] with an anti-Quotist nature.<ref>https://swedishwin.com/soy/res/64512.html#q64515 (needs archive)</ref>

	==Bloblee==		==Bloblee==
	{{pedo}}		{{pedo}}
	'''Bloblee''' also known as '''austrian_chud''' on soybooru, is an obsessed nulee that's EXTREMELY prone to leaking over any instance of blobjak, calling it NAS and sometimes a [[sharty:joyjak\|joyjak]]. When he's called a nulee, he will often respond by saying "THERE IS NO BRIMSTONELEE" [[sharty:amerimutt\|or something like that.]] In addition, he also sometimes leaks on the 'log if you bait him too hard. [[Pedophilia\|He also tries to embed soylita into blobjaks to make the variant look bad]] and denies it using his "BLOBJAK IS JUST A GARBAGE NUVARIANT EVERYONE HATES" argument though he's the only one who leaks a genesis-style flood over one instance of it.		'''Bloblee''' also known as '''austrian_chud''' on soybooru, is an obsessed nulee that's EXTREMELY prone to leaking over any instance of blobjak, calling it NAS and sometimes a [[sharty:joyjak\|joyjak]]. When he's called a nulee, he will often respond by saying "THERE IS NO BRIMSTONELEE" [[sharty:amerimutt\|or something like that.]] In addition, he also sometimes leaks on the 'log if you bait him too hard. [[Pedophilia\|He also tries to embed soylita into blobjaks to make the variant look bad]] and denies it using his "BLOBJAK IS JUST A GARBAGE NUVARIANT EVERYONE HATES" argument though he's the only one who leaks a genesis-style flood over one instance of it.



	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

Aspartame: having quotecord link to the wikipedia article for child sex rings is funnier and more accurate since quote defended someone posting about 11 year old girls lusting over black dick

2026-02-02T21:34:31Z

having quotecord link to the wikipedia article for child sex rings is funnier and more accurate since quote defended someone posting about 11 year old girls lusting over black dick

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	* Blobjak made the furtroon it was meant to mock delete his wiki.		* Blobjak made the furtroon it was meant to mock delete his wiki.
	* Blobjak stole the 5000 and 7777 GETS on /soy2/ and also stole the 90000 GET on lainchan's /Ω/ <ref>[[sharty:File:Blobjak tuey 5000 GET.png\|/soy2/]] [[sharty:File:Blobjak lainchan 90000 GET.png\|Lainchan]] </ref>		* Blobjak stole the 5000 and 7777 GETS on /soy2/ and also stole the 90000 GET on lainchan's /Ω/ <ref>[[sharty:File:Blobjak tuey 5000 GET.png\|/soy2/]] [[sharty:File:Blobjak lainchan 90000 GET.png\|Lainchan]] </ref>
	* The blobjak poster has made [[~~Frootcord~~\|quotecord]] leak on various occasions to the point where [[sharty:pepelaugh\|mustard deleted every blobjak post on soybooru.]]		* The blobjak poster has made [[wikipedia:Child sex ring\|quotecord]] leak on various occasions to the point where [[sharty:pepelaugh\|mustard deleted every blobjak post on soybooru.]]

	==Bloblee==		==Bloblee==

Yaquer200 at 21:12, 2 February 2026

2026-02-02T21:12:33Z

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	{{Infobox Soyjak\|booru_posts={{boorusearch\|variant:blobjak\|display=19}} <small>As of January 9, 2026</small>\|image=Blobjak.png\|type=[[Soyjak]] variant\|origin=[[soy/\|/soy/]], [[soyjak.party]] <small>July 20th, 2025</small><ref>The metadata for the original image</ref>\|aliases=Hamburger bun, Pebbleson, Stoneson, Bolderson, Rockson, shit [[Nophono\|Nophono]] cares fan about\|subvariants= Blobfoid\| traced_from=Crimxus_fur's shitty attempt at a 'jak\|original_image=file:Blobjak origin.png}}		{{Infobox Soyjak\|booru_posts={{boorusearch\|variant:blobjak\|display=19}} <small>As of January 9, 2026</small>\|image=Blobjak.png\|type=[[Soyjak]] variant\|origin=[[soy/\|/soy/]], [[soyjak.party]] <small>July 20th, 2025</small><ref>The metadata for the original image</ref>\|aliases=Hamburger bun, Pebbleson, Stoneson, Bolderson, Rockson, shit [[Nophono\|Nophono]] cares fan about\|subvariants= Blobfoid\| traced_from=Crimxus_fur's shitty attempt at a 'jak\|original_image=file:Blobjak origin.png}}
	{{RubyShort}}		{{RubyShort}}
	'''Blobjak''' is a [[sharty:nuvariant\|nuvariant]] that was created by a 'teen to troll infamous furtroon and gegbvll [[Crimzon Fur]]. It was created in July 2025 and is the first modern nuvariant, predating nuvariants such as Vlodson and most /soy2/ variants. Due to how garbage and NAS the original image was, the creator had to improvise and add several new lines and IAS features, topped of with soyak's mouth copy-pasted onto it.		'''Blobjak''' is a [[sharty:nuvariant\|nuvariant]] that was created by a 'teen to troll infamous furtroon and gegbvll [[Crimsonfur\|Crimzon Fur]]. It was created in July 2025 and is the first modern nuvariant, predating nuvariants such as Vlodson and most /soy2/ variants. Due to how garbage and NAS the original image was, the creator had to improvise and add several new lines and IAS features, topped of with soyak's mouth copy-pasted onto it.

	==Trivia==		==Trivia==
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	* Blobjak made the furtroon it was meant to mock delete his wiki.		* Blobjak made the furtroon it was meant to mock delete his wiki.
	* Blobjak stole the 5000 and 7777 GETS on /soy2/ and also stole the 90000 GET on lainchan's /Ω/ <ref>[[sharty:File:Blobjak tuey 5000 GET.png\|/soy2/]] [[sharty:File:Blobjak lainchan 90000 GET.png\|Lainchan]] </ref>		* Blobjak stole the 5000 and 7777 GETS on /soy2/ and also stole the 90000 GET on lainchan's /Ω/ <ref>[[sharty:File:Blobjak tuey 5000 GET.png\|/soy2/]] [[sharty:File:Blobjak lainchan 90000 GET.png\|Lainchan]] </ref>
	* The blobjak poster has made [[~~wikipedia:Child sex ring~~\|quotecord]] leak on various occasions to the point where [[sharty:pepelaugh\|mustard deleted every blobjak post on soybooru.]]		* The blobjak poster has made [[Frootcord\|quotecord]] leak on various occasions to the point where [[sharty:pepelaugh\|mustard deleted every blobjak post on soybooru.]]

	==Bloblee==		==Bloblee==
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	File:Blobjak gempasser.png		File:Blobjak gempasser.png
	</gallery>{{Reflist}}		</gallery>{{Reflist}}
	{{Variants}}		[[Category:Variants]]
			[[Category:Imported from Soyjak Wiki]]

Aspartame: Created page with "{{Infobox Soyjak|booru_posts={{boorusearch|variant:blobjak|display=19}} As of January 9, 2026|image=Blobjak.png|type=Soyjak variant|origin=/soy/, soyjak.party July 20th, 2025The metadata for the original image|aliases=Hamburger bun, Pebbleson, Stoneson, Bolderson, Rockson, shit Nophono cares fan about|subvariants= Blobfoid| traced_from=Crimxus_fur's shitty attempt at a 'jak|original_image=file:Blobjak..."

2026-02-02T21:05:20Z

Created page with "{{Infobox Soyjak|booru_posts={{boorusearch|variant:blobjak|display=19}} As of January 9, 2026|image=Blobjak.png|type=Soyjak variant|origin=/soy/, soyjak.party July 20th, 2025<ref>The metadata for the original image</ref>|aliases=Hamburger bun, Pebbleson, Stoneson, Bolderson, Rockson, shit Nophono cares fan about|subvariants= Blobfoid| traced_from=Crimxus_fur's shitty attempt at a 'jak|original_image=file:Blobjak..."

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{{Infobox Soyjak|booru_posts={{boorusearch|variant:blobjak|display=19}} As of January 9, 2026|image=Blobjak.png|type=[[Soyjak]] variant|origin=[[soy/|/soy/]], [[soyjak.party]] July 20th, 2025<ref>The metadata for the original image</ref>|aliases=Hamburger bun, Pebbleson, Stoneson, Bolderson, Rockson, shit [[Nophono|Nophono]] cares fan about|subvariants= Blobfoid| traced_from=Crimxus_fur's shitty attempt at a 'jak|original_image=file:Blobjak origin.png}}
{{RubyShort}}
'''Blobjak''' is a [[sharty:nuvariant|nuvariant]] that was created by a 'teen to troll infamous furtroon and gegbvll [[Crimzon Fur]]. It was created in July 2025 and is the first modern nuvariant, predating nuvariants such as Vlodson and most /soy2/ variants. Due to how garbage and NAS the original image was, the creator had to improvise and add several new lines and IAS features, topped of with soyak's mouth copy-pasted onto it.

==Trivia==
* Blobjak is the first notable variant without a body.
* Blobjak made the furtroon it was meant to mock delete his wiki.
* Blobjak stole the 5000 and 7777 GETS on /soy2/ and also stole the 90000 GET on lainchan's /Ω/ <ref>[[sharty:File:Blobjak tuey 5000 GET.png|/soy2/]] [[sharty:File:Blobjak lainchan 90000 GET.png|Lainchan]] </ref>
* The blobjak poster has made [[wikipedia:Child sex ring|quotecord]] leak on various occasions to the point where [[sharty:pepelaugh|mustard deleted every blobjak post on soybooru.]]

==Bloblee==
{{pedo}}
'''Bloblee''' also known as '''austrian_chud''' on soybooru, is an obsessed nulee that's EXTREMELY prone to leaking over any instance of blobjak, calling it NAS and sometimes a [[sharty:joyjak|joyjak]]. When he's called a nulee, he will often respond by saying "THERE IS NO BRIMSTONELEE" [[sharty:amerimutt|or something like that.]] In addition, he also sometimes leaks on the 'log if you bait him too hard. [[Pedophilia|He also tries to embed soylita into blobjaks to make the variant look bad]] and denies it using his "BLOBJAK IS JUST A GARBAGE NUVARIANT EVERYONE HATES" argument though he's the only one who leaks a genesis-style flood over one instance of it.

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Blobjak gigafly.png
File:Blobjak glowie.png
File:Blobjak ominous.png
File:Blobjak blueberry.png
File:Blobjak female.png
File:Blobjak gempasser.png
</gallery>{{Reflist}}
{{Variants}}