Jerome - Revision history

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	* He considers [[India]] a great country		* He considers [[India]] a great country
	* He loves diversity		* He loves diversity
			* He knows what [[Chud\|Chudjak]] is, but only from Twitter and considers him the “millions must die” guy.
	* He uses public transportation instead of a car		* He uses public transportation instead of a car
	* His favorite movie is [[Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse]]		* His favorite movie is [[Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse]]
	* He is unaware of [[Soyjak.party]]		* He is unaware of [[Soyjak.party]]
	* He never got the {{Sneedtext\|Sneed joke}}.		* He never got the {{Sneedtext\|Sneed joke}}.

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	* He loves diversity		* He loves diversity
	* He uses public transportation instead of a car		* He uses public transportation instead of a car
	* His favorite movie is [[Spider-Man: Across the Spider-~~verse~~]]		* His favorite movie is [[Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse]]
	* He is unaware of [[Soyjak.party]]		* He is unaware of [[Soyjak.party]]
	* He never got the {{Sneedtext\|Sneed joke}}.		* He never got the {{Sneedtext\|Sneed joke}}.

Channel of the Sith: /* Lore */

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	== Lore ==		== Lore ==
	Jerome Horowitz Hamberg Goldberg was born on March 26, 1986 to the [[MoonMetropolis\|Goldberg]] family. He was named after [[Wikipedia:Curly Howard\|Jerome Horowitz]], a comedian in the 1930s. Unfortunately for his family, his mother used prescription drugs like Tylenol during pregnancy and Jerome ended up with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. This caused his face to look like Leatherface on Crack. Jerome was often bullied in high school for being a disabled Jewish. When he was in his 20s, he discovered the message of Klaus Schwab from his [[SNCA\|endocrinian-kastoisiologiylogy]] teacher. He learned from her that white people were oppressing the genderqueer Togolese, and that you needed to drink soy to save them or something. Jerome’s 90 IQ brain decided to abide by this, and he flew to Germany to meet Klaus Schwab. In Germany, he decided to permanently move to a 12 square foot apartment with only doors, a bathroom, a tiny couch, and a VR headset. He can often hear people having sex, taking shits, and using drugs, but he’s grinding VR so it’s okay. Nowadays, Jerome has given up [[Jews\|judaism]], and is now a practicing scientist. He attends multiple BLM rallies and environmental meetings. He is avidly against Donald John Trump, despite having never voted in a US general election. He is currently close friends with Schwab who considers him a WEF (World Economic Forum) sysop. He is also close friends with [[Sharty:Feraljak\|Feraljak]] and talks often with him in VR.		Jerome Horowitz Hamberg Goldberg was born on March 26, 1986 to the [[MoonMetropolis\|Goldberg]] family. He was named after [[Wikipedia:Curly Howard\|Jerome Horowitz]], a comedian in the 1930s. Unfortunately for his family, his mother used prescription drugs like Tylenol during pregnancy and Jerome ended up with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. This caused his face to look like Leatherface on Crack. Jerome was often bullied in high school for being a disabled Jewish. When he was in his 20s, he discovered the message of Klaus Schwab from his [[SNCA\|endocrinian-kastoisiologiylogy]] teacher. He learned from her that white people were oppressing the genderqueer Togolese, and that you needed to drink soy to save them or something. Jerome’s 90 IQ brain decided to abide by this, and he flew to Germany to meet Klaus Schwab. In Germany, he decided to permanently move to a 12 square foot apartment with only doors, a bathroom, a tiny couch, and a VR headset. He can often hear people having sex, taking shits, and using drugs, but he’s grinding VR so it’s okay. Nowadays, Jerome has given up [[Jews\|judaism]], and is now a practicing scientist. He attends multiple BLM rallies and environmental meetings. He is avidly against Donald John Trump, despite having never voted in a US general election. He is currently close friends with Schwab who considers him a WEF (World Economic Forum) sysop. He is also close friends with [[Sharty:Feraljak\|Feraljak]] and talks often with him in VR.

			== Facts ==
			* His favorite movie in high school was [[Monkeybone]], though he hasn’t seen it in 20 years
			* His least favorite country is [[Russia]], followed by [[America]], and then [[Sharty:Brazil\|Brazil]]
			* He is a vegetarian
			* He loves [[Sharty:Joe Biden\|Joseph R. Biden]]
			* He has visited Austria and Netherlands
			* He considers [[India]] a great country
			* He loves diversity
			* He uses public transportation instead of a car
			* His favorite movie is [[Spider-Man: Across the Spider-verse]]
			* He is unaware of [[Soyjak.party]]
			* He never got the {{Sneedtext\|Sneed joke}}.

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Lore

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	== Lore ==		== Lore ==
	Jerome Horowitz Hamberg Goldberg was born on March 26, 1986 to the [[MoonMetropolis\|Goldberg]] family. He was named after [[Wikipedia:Curly Howard\|Jerome Horowitz]], a comedian in the 1930s. Unfortunately for his family, his mother used prescription drugs like Tylenol during pregnancy and Jerome ended up with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. This caused his face to look like Leatherface on Crack. Jerome was often bullied in high school for being a disabled Jewish. When he was in his 20s, he discovered the message of Klaus Schwab from his [[SNCA\|endocrinian-kastoisiologiylogy]] teacher. He learned from her that white people were oppressing the genderqueer Togolese, and that you needed to drink soy to save them or something. Jerome’s 90 IQ brain decided to abide by this, and he flew to Germany to meet Klaus Schwab. In Germany, he decided to permanently move to a 12 square foot apartment with only doors, a bathroom, a tiny couch, and a VR headset. Nowadays, Jerome has given up [[Jews\|judaism]], and is now a practicing scientist. He attends multiple BLM rallies and environmental meetings. He is avidly against Donald John Trump, despite having never voted in a US general election. He is currently close friends with Schwab who considers him a WEF (World Economic Forum) sysop. He is also close friends with [[Sharty:Feraljak\|Feraljak]] and talks often with him in VR.		Jerome Horowitz Hamberg Goldberg was born on March 26, 1986 to the [[MoonMetropolis\|Goldberg]] family. He was named after [[Wikipedia:Curly Howard\|Jerome Horowitz]], a comedian in the 1930s. Unfortunately for his family, his mother used prescription drugs like Tylenol during pregnancy and Jerome ended up with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. This caused his face to look like Leatherface on Crack. Jerome was often bullied in high school for being a disabled Jewish. When he was in his 20s, he discovered the message of Klaus Schwab from his [[SNCA\|endocrinian-kastoisiologiylogy]] teacher. He learned from her that white people were oppressing the genderqueer Togolese, and that you needed to drink soy to save them or something. Jerome’s 90 IQ brain decided to abide by this, and he flew to Germany to meet Klaus Schwab. In Germany, he decided to permanently move to a 12 square foot apartment with only doors, a bathroom, a tiny couch, and a VR headset. He can often hear people having sex, taking shits, and using drugs, but he’s grinding VR so it’s okay. Nowadays, Jerome has given up [[Jews\|judaism]], and is now a practicing scientist. He attends multiple BLM rallies and environmental meetings. He is avidly against Donald John Trump, despite having never voted in a US general election. He is currently close friends with Schwab who considers him a WEF (World Economic Forum) sysop. He is also close friends with [[Sharty:Feraljak\|Feraljak]] and talks often with him in VR.

Channel of the Sith at 12:50, 30 March 2026

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	\|type=Mentally retarded fucking Soyjak		\|type=Mentally retarded fucking Soyjak
	\|origin=/soy/, late 2022		\|origin=/soy/, late 2022
	\|booru_posts=~~{{boorusearch\|subvariant:Jerome\|display=61}} <small>As of March 30, 2026</small>~~		\|booru_posts=unknown
	\|subvariants=[[Sharty:variant:unknown\|Alberto]], [[Sharty:Thinklicia\|Thinking Jerome]]		\|subvariants=[[Sharty:variant:unknown\|Alberto]], [[Sharty:Thinklicia\|Thinking Jerome]]
	\|based_on=[[Sharty:Itsoutgetinhere\|Itsoutjak]]		\|based_on=[[Sharty:Itsoutgetinhere\|Itsoutjak]]
	\|nationality=American, but Jewish		\|nationality=American, but Jewish
	}}		}}

			Jerome is a deformed Soyjak based off of Itsoutgetinhere.

			One of the deformed soyjaks, Jerome would be much more obscure than his other deforms, with only around 100 posts., but he is notable for looking the most uncanny, potatoe’d and spine tingling out of them. Jerome would eventually receive a makeover with the lips and [[Pepe]] eyes of the OMG SISA femjaks intensifying his weird look. Oddly enough, Jerome would receive a lot of edits being [[Wikipedia:Homer Simpson\|Homer Simpson]], the husband of [[Nonsense\|Marge]]. Jerome was auto tagged on the booru as a subvariant of both Itsout and Alicia, although he is clearly a distortion of the former and not the latter upon further inspection, meaning the tagging of Alicia was a mistake made by Jannies. It's likely that mistake is due to Jerome looking very similar to Alicia while lacking some features from itsout like the enlarged stubble Another existent distorted version of Alicia also looks very similar to Jerome, probably adding to the confusion.

			== Lore ==
			Jerome Horowitz Hamberg Goldberg was born on March 26, 1986 to the [[MoonMetropolis\|Goldberg]] family. He was named after [[Wikipedia:Curly Howard\|Jerome Horowitz]], a comedian in the 1930s. Unfortunately for his family, his mother used prescription drugs like Tylenol during pregnancy and Jerome ended up with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. This caused his face to look like Leatherface on Crack. Jerome was often bullied in high school for being a disabled Jewish. When he was in his 20s, he discovered the message of Klaus Schwab from his [[SNCA\|endocrinian-kastoisiologiylogy]] teacher. He learned from her that white people were oppressing the genderqueer Togolese, and that you needed to drink soy to save them or something. Jerome’s 90 IQ brain decided to abide by this, and he flew to Germany to meet Klaus Schwab. In Germany, he decided to permanently move to a 12 square foot apartment with only doors, a bathroom, a tiny couch, and a VR headset. Nowadays, Jerome has given up [[Jews\|judaism]], and is now a practicing scientist. He attends multiple BLM rallies and environmental meetings. He is avidly against Donald John Trump, despite having never voted in a US general election. He is currently close friends with Schwab who considers him a WEF (World Economic Forum) sysop. He is also close friends with [[Sharty:Feraljak\|Feraljak]] and talks often with him in VR.

Soyage at 11:01, 30 March 2026

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	\|type=Mentally retarded fucking Soyjak		\|type=Mentally retarded fucking Soyjak
	\|origin=/soy/, late 2022		\|origin=/soy/, late 2022
	\|booru_posts=~~unknown~~		\|booru_posts={{boorusearch\|subvariant:Jerome\|display=61}} <small>As of March 30, 2026</small>
	\|subvariants=[[Sharty:variant:unknown\|Alberto]], [[Sharty:Thinklicia\|Thinking Jerome]]		\|subvariants=[[Sharty:variant:unknown\|Alberto]], [[Sharty:Thinklicia\|Thinking Jerome]]
	\|based_on=[[Sharty:Itsoutgetinhere\|Itsoutjak]]		\|based_on=[[Sharty:Itsoutgetinhere\|Itsoutjak]]
	\|nationality=American, but Jewish		\|nationality=American, but Jewish
	}}		}}

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	\|name=Jerome		\|name=Jerome
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Channel of the Sith: Created page with "{{Deadvariant}} {{Jew}} {{Infobox Soyjak |name=Jerome |image= |original_image= |complex_image= |aliases=Horowitz |type=Mentally retarded fucking Soyjak |origin=/soy/, late 2022 |booru_posts=unknown |subvariants=Alberto, Thinking Jerome |based_on=Itsoutjak |nationality=American, but Jewish }}"

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Created page with "{{Deadvariant}} {{Jew}} {{Infobox Soyjak |name=Jerome |image= |original_image= |complex_image= |aliases=Horowitz |type=Mentally retarded fucking Soyjak |origin=/soy/, late 2022 |booru_posts=unknown |subvariants=Alberto, Thinking Jerome |based_on=Itsoutjak |nationality=American, but Jewish }}"

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