Guatemala
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Guatemala also known as Guate Duca or the Highland Mayaland of Chicicastenango land is a country in between Mexico and Belize. It is notable for being where Homer Simpson bought a fancy car. As a result, it is often used/posted in Sneedy edits despite being SNCA. Notably this SNCA country with only around 6 million people has a very large percentage of braps, with a higher percentage of brappers then the famous brappy countries of Mexico and El San Salvador e Cristo.
Guatemala’s Word History
The name "Guatemala" comes from the Nahuatl word Cuauhtēmallān, or "place of many trees (despite the fact there are no trees in Guatemala)", a derivative of the Mayan word for trees or, perhaps more specifically, for the Cuate tree Eysenhardtia. This name was originally used by the Mexica to refer to the Kaqchikels of the nearby niggerhellish Central America shitholes but was extended to refer to the whole country during the Spanish colonial period. The official name of the country is the Republic of Guatemala (República de Guatemala in Spanish) since a decree from 21 March 1847 and prior to that it was the State of Guatemala (Estado de Guatemala) from 17 April 1839 until 1847.
A brief history of Guatemala
The earliest settlements in Guatemala are believed to have been Proto-Indian-Mexican-Salvadorian-Nicaraguan SPICs in around 100,000 BCE. Keep in mind Africans were still making arrowheads with the chimps so SPICs are better than Niggers but not by much. The first Arrowheads and weapons have been found in a region of Guatemala called Santa Cruz el Quiché in around 65,000 BCE or when Frogs decided to mask their sentience. It is uncertain when these hunter-gatherer groups transitioned to agriculture, but pollen samples from the Petén region and the Pacific coast indicate maize cultivation as early as 3500 BC[although maize is not sentient]. The first settlements were made in the Cheche (not Chechen, that’s in Russia) region right next to Mexico, meaning that Guatemala was still mostly a Mexican colony[although Mexico was not independent yet and consisted of Olmecs making giant heads of garlic]. The oldest one with a name is the modern day city of La Blanca which was called Xlotke or something like that. Guatemala's Pre-Columbian era is divided into three periods: the Preclassic period (2000 BC to 250 AD), the Classic period (250 to 900 AD), and the Postclassic period (900 to 1500 AD). Despite the multitude of years we know next to nothing about Guatemalan civilization apart from the Mayan empire from 1100s to 1500s which killed a lot of Mexicans and Nicaraguan Yucatáns. Eventually Guatemala’s stunning and brave Maya KINGZ were defeated by Spanish forces in the 1524 Alvarado Conflict. Spain’s rule was somewhat average (Guatemala, Nicaragua, El Salvador, and Panama were all part of the colony of Nuevo Espana) but useless as they didn’t enact total maya death (TMD).
