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{{Infobox Person|name= | {{Clittycel}}{{America}}{{Infobox Person|name=Coalfarmer|child=HuckleBerry Brimsoi'|birth_name=Coally|baptized=Yes|birth_place=/pol/land|status=Active|other names=Methodist poltard, Sam_Hyde, Coalfarmering,|race=White|religion=Christianity (Methodist)|education=University of Kuz|years active=2022-|wiki_account=https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Coalfarmer|IAS?=sometimes|opponents=soycraft jannies, porn and gore posters on /pol/|office=Emperor of the Mountain (since 2025) | ||
Coalfarmer, also known as the Coalish mountain king, is a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and SNCApedia namefag who posts on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the [[Gempire]], and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates [[Soyjak.party|gems]] [[Sharty:Xitter|on]] [[Wikipedia:Instagram|multiple]] [[4chan|sites]]. | Owner of TACA (2022-2025)|known for=owning the mountain niggas, being obsessed,|notable works=The American Conservatives Archives, The Gem Percentage Chart,|sexuality=Straight|gender=Male|nationality=Amerimutt (Louisiana)|image=[[File:Hoov.jpeg|300px]]}} | ||
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Coalfarmer, also known as the Coalish mountain king, is a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and SNCApedia namefag who posts on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the [[Gempire]], and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates [[Soyjak.party|gems]] [[Sharty:Xitter|on]] [[Wikipedia:Instagram|multiple]] [[4chan|sites]]. He also cooks regularly and has his own [[Coalfarmer's /pol/ cook book|cook book]] filled with gemmy recipes and cooking tips or sumthing. | |||
He was also one of the owners of the [[ The American Conservative Archives|Conservative Archives]] before it shut down and became exclusively [[Sharty:Google|Google Site]] oriented. | He was also one of the owners of the [[ The American Conservative Archives|Conservative Archives]] before it shut down and became exclusively [[Sharty:Google|Google Site]] oriented. | ||
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* Being unemployed | * Being unemployed | ||
* namefags | * namefags | ||
* RC cola | |||
== Things he HATES == | == Things he HATES == | ||
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* the gradingcaust | * the gradingcaust | ||
* {{Redglow|i dunno nigga im just not a very hateful person}} | * {{Redglow|i dunno nigga im just not a very hateful person}} | ||
== Political Stance and Opinions == | |||
* Christianity is the only true religion | |||
* Modern jews are not the descendants of Abrahamic jews of which Jesus came from | |||
* homosexuality and all forms of it is a mental illness which in most cases can be cured | |||
* U.S. borders and immigration should only let in those from European countries | |||
* Races should not interbreed or mix | |||
* Segregation is alright as long as its separate but equal | |||
* Lower class natural drugs such as weed, alcohol, shrooms, are fine but higher-grade synthetics such as acid should be illegal | |||
* Abortion le bad | |||
* Death penalty should be reserved only for rape, pedophilia, and un-justified murder | |||
== Friends == | == Friends == | ||
* '''''Minnesota Orthodox''''' - glazes | * '''''[[Minnesotan Orthodox|Minnesota Orthodox]]''''' - glazes him in his Christian threads on /pol/ | ||
* '''''Larper County Jakker'''''' - | * '''''[[User:Lapeer County ‘jakker|Larper County Jakker]]'''''' - Helps him with his articles when he lazy o algo | ||
== Self inserts (IAS) == | == Self inserts (IAS) == | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
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<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:Hoov.jpeg|hoov used on the booru | File:Hoov.jpeg|hoov used on the booru | ||
File:Goblin.webp|[[sharty:Nigger_weed|goblin]] used on /pol/ | |||
File:1769245600922i-0.webp|lenin used on /pol/ occasionally | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
[[Category:Minecraft]] | [[Category:Minecraft]] | ||
[[Category:Pol]] | [[Category:Pol]] | ||
[[Category:Namefags]] | [[Category:Namefags]] | ||
Revision as of 19:05, 25 January 2026
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Coalfarmer | |
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| Born | Coally /pol/land |
| Baptized | Yes |
| Status | Active |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | Amerimutt (Louisiana) |
| Other names | Methodist poltard, Sam_Hyde, Coalfarmering, |
| Race | White |
| Sexuality | Straight |
| Religion | Christianity (Methodist) |
| Education | University of Kuz |
| Years active | 2022- |
| Best known for | owning the mountain niggas, being obsessed, |
| Notable work | The American Conservatives Archives, The Gem Percentage Chart, |
| Office | Emperor of the Mountain (since 2025) Owner of TACA (2022-2025) |
| Opponent(s) | soycraft jannies, porn and gore posters on /pol/ |
| IAS? | sometimes |
| Soyjak Wiki account | https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Coalfarmer |

Coalfarmer, also known as the Coalish mountain king, is a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and SNCApedia namefag who posts on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the Gempire, and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates gems on multiple sites. He also cooks regularly and has his own cook book filled with gemmy recipes and cooking tips or sumthing.
He was also one of the owners of the Conservative Archives before it shut down and became exclusively Google Site oriented.
He is also one out of 3 confirmed ‘teens from Louisiana, and by far the most active one. He is most likely autistic due to his big hyperfixations on gems, coals, nusois, and SNCA occurrences in a children’s game.
He also created the infamous C.A.D.O coalition, (obviously a reference to Nikocado Avacado), which stands for Care Against Dermatology Organization, and was responsible for the colonization of NuSoi mountain, a mountain that generates Nusois, (or in the game, zombies), the creation of a mock waco compound, and a authentic Louisiana restaurant serving crawfish and crabs.
More information about Coalfarmer can be found on his SNCApedia account, Coalfarmer, or his VERY IN DEPTH Coalfarmer Soyjak Wiki account
In his IAS self inserts he's usually drinking his patented gem drink and has a southern flag shirt and cowboy hat on. In his NAS self inserts hes usually a historical figure or famous person sitting in a chair and/or a desk.
Things he likes
- Sam Hyde
- France
- Leswarthy
- Nusois
- Crawdaddies
- Louisiana which is the greatest state omg no cap
- Methodism
- God
- Jesus
- Minecraft (couldn’t you tell?)
- the ‘ru
- this very website since he can dump random SNCA articles like the one on Conservapedia
- Being unemployed
- namefags
- RC cola
Things he HATES
- you
- splinters
- porn and gore on muh heckin /pol/
- texas
- the gradingcaust
- i dunno nigga im just not a very hateful person
Political Stance and Opinions
- Christianity is the only true religion
- Modern jews are not the descendants of Abrahamic jews of which Jesus came from
- homosexuality and all forms of it is a mental illness which in most cases can be cured
- U.S. borders and immigration should only let in those from European countries
- Races should not interbreed or mix
- Segregation is alright as long as its separate but equal
- Lower class natural drugs such as weed, alcohol, shrooms, are fine but higher-grade synthetics such as acid should be illegal
- Abortion le bad
- Death penalty should be reserved only for rape, pedophilia, and un-justified murder
Friends
- Minnesota Orthodox - glazes him in his Christian threads on /pol/
- Larper County Jakker' - Helps him with his articles when he lazy o algo
Self inserts (IAS)
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Mexiaryan variant
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impish variant
Self inserts (NAS)
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hoov used on the booru
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goblin used on /pol/
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lenin used on /pol/ occasionally