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Owner of TACA (2022-2025)
Owner of TACA (2022-2025)<br>
Owner of The SoyBlog (since 2026)
Owner of The SoyBlog (since 2026)<br>
Admin of the SidsonWiki (Since 2026)|known for=owning the mountain niggas, being obsessed, owning the SoyBlog,|notable works=The American Conservatives Archives, The Gem Percentage Chart, The SoyBlog,|sexuality=Straight|gender=Male|nationality=Amerimutt (Louisiana)|image=[[File:Hoov.jpeg|300px]]|tripcode=!NlY/.kUOpU|image caption=Profile picture used on the ru'|party=Brootism|homepage=https://coalfarmer.neocities.org/
Admin of the SidsonWiki (Since 2026)<br>
|known for=owning the mountain niggas, being obsessed, owning the SoyBlog,|notable works=The American Conservatives Archives, The Gem Percentage Chart, The SoyBlog,|sexuality=Straight|gender=Male|nationality=Amerimutt (Louisiana)|image=<tabber>
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[[File:1769243187199g.png|thumb|312x312px|{{Quote|>XEY POSTED LE DNB ON MY /POL/ OHNONONO}}]]
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Coalfarmer, also known as the Coalish mountain king, is a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and SNCApedia namefag who posts on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the [[Gempire]], and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates [[Soyjak.party|gems]] [[Sharty:Xitter|on]] [[Wikipedia:Instagram|multiple]] [[4chan|sites]]. He also cooks regularly and has his own [[Coalfarmer's /pol/ cook book|cook book]] filled with gemmy recipes and cooking tips or sumthing.
'''Coalfarmer''' also known as the '''Coalish Mountain King''', or '''IVfarmer''' by [[vinluv]] was a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and currently SNCApedia namefag who used to post on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the [[Gempire]], and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates [[Soyjak.party|gems]] [[Sharty:Xitter|on]] [[Wikipedia:Instagram|multiple]] [[4chan|sites]]. He also cooks regularly and has his own [[Coalfarmer's /pol/ cook book|cook book]] filled with gemmy recipes and cooking tips or sumthing.


He is also one out of 3 confirmed ‘teens from [[Louisiana]], and by far the most active one. He is most likely autistic due to his big hyperfixations on gems, coals, nusois, [[Sharty:Truthnuke|and SNCA occurrences in a children’s game]].
He is also one out of 3 confirmed ‘teens from [[Louisiana]], and by far the most active one. He is most likely autistic due to his big hyperfixations on gems, coals, nusois, [[Sharty:Truthnuke|and SNCA occurrences in a children’s game]].
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== Sharty ban ==
== Sharty ban ==
he is currently banned from the soyjak wiki, soybooru, and sharty all for a post which said "dats aryan shemmycuck"
He is currently banned from the soyjak wiki, soybooru, and sharty all for a post which said "dats aryan shemmycuck". Considering how retarded this ban is it will probably be lifted at some point. Due to coalfarmer's obsession ever since the ban he has been campaigning to get it lifted. (((you))) can help by campaigning aswell or not as quotecord usually doesn't change their opinion when its decided
 
considering how retarded this ban is it will probably be lifted at some point
 
due to coalfarmer's obsession ever since the ban he has been campaigning to get it lifted
 
(((you))) can help by campaigning aswell or not as quotecord usually doesn't change their opinion when its decided


== Things he likes ==
== Things he likes ==
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* you
* you
* splinters (sometimes)
* [[Splinter|splinters]] (sometimes)
* porn and gore on muh heckin /pol/
* [[MoonMetropolis|porn and gore]] on muh heckin /pol/
* texas
* texas
* the gradingcaust
* the gradingcaust
* [[User:Bob]]
* [[User:Bob|Bob]]
* rapedendweller
* rapedendweller
* cobblestone
* [[Cobblestone]]
* [[coswork16]] {{Shaketext|IM WATCHING YOU}}
* [[coswork16]]
* [[Quote]]


== Political Stance and Opinions ==
== Political Stance and Opinions ==
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* Abortion le bad
* Abortion le bad
* Death penalty should be reserved only for rape, pedophilia, and un-justified murder
* Death penalty should be reserved only for rape, pedophilia, and un-justified murder
== His Favorite Namefags ==
*'''''[[Minnesotan Orthodox|Minnesota Orthodox]]''''' - glazes him in his Christian threads on /pol/
* '''''[[User:Lapeer County ‘jakker|Lapeer County Jakker]]'''''' - Helps him with his articles when he lazy
* '''''[[GOKUPOSTER]]''''' - he is keyed and nice to coalfarmer in /pol/
* '''''[[Gold]]''''' - made SNCApedia and humilated slvt4bibisi
* '''''[[Broot]]''''' - he's funny and his self inserts are cool
* '''''[[sharty:Billinton|Bill]]''''' - talks about politics with him on the SWAbooru alot


== Did You Know? ==
== Did You Know? ==
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'''''Rick Ross loves quote for banning porn today!'''''
'''''Rick Ross loves quote for banning porn today!'''''


'''''We love rick ross!'''''<gallery>
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'''''We love rick ross!'''''''<gallery>
File:RICKROSS.png|Coalfarmer's first rick ross post gets on the main page
File:RICKROSS.png|Coalfarmer's first rick ross post gets on the main page
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File:1769641910773qgjh.webp|Image Used
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File:SoyBooru.com - 162363 - coalfarmerthebestnamefaginpol (user) cowboy hat flag hanging troon impish meta namefags variant impish soyak ears.jpg|impish variant again
File:SoyBooru.com - 162363 - coalfarmerthebestnamefaginpol (user) cowboy hat flag hanging troon impish meta namefags variant impish soyak ears.jpg|impish variant again
File:1771067149903K.png|sidson variant
File:1771067149903K.png|sidson variant
File:1771919318091U-4.png|sidson ears variant
File:Capturedcsdvsdvsvfs.png|DailyFarmer
File:Capturedcsdvsdvsvfs.png|DailyFarmer
File:SoyBooru.com - 170534 - coalfarmerthebestnamefaginpol (user) glasses meta namefags namefags olgol (user) soysona subvariant olgolstein trend namefag hybrids variant cobson.jpg|olgolstein variant
File:SoyBooru.com - 170534 - coalfarmerthebestnamefaginpol (user) glasses meta namefags namefags olgol (user) soysona subvariant olgolstein trend namefag hybrids variant cobson.jpg|olgolstein variant
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File:Toss2.jpg|impish glasses variant muscular
File:Toss2.jpg|impish glasses variant muscular
File:Toss5.jpg|ishnish variant
File:Toss5.jpg|ishnish variant
File:Toss.jpg|toss'  
File:Toss.jpg|toss'
File:SoyBooru.com - 162985 - cloud coal coalfarmerthebestnamefaginpol (user) confederate flag field gem hoe impish jimbo (namefag) meta namefags namefags sun variant chudjak variant gapejak variant impish soyak ears.jpg|toss'
File:SoyBooru.com - 162985 - cloud coal coalfarmerthebestnamefaginpol (user) confederate flag field gem hoe impish jimbo (namefag) meta namefags namefags sun variant chudjak variant gapejak variant impish soyak ears.jpg|toss'
File:SoyBooru.com - 165707 - board coalfarmerthebestnamefaginpol (user) confederate flag confederate states of america hanging history meta namefags namefags quote quote (user) rick ross satanism tranny troon variant be.jpg|toss'
File:SoyBooru.com - 165707 - board coalfarmerthebestnamefaginpol (user) confederate flag confederate states of america hanging history meta namefags namefags quote quote (user) rick ross satanism tranny troon variant be.jpg|toss'
File:SoyBooru.com - 166138 - god hates fags kkk louisiana south southerner subvariant ishish soyak ears variant feraljak variant hanging variant impish soyak ears variant protestantjak variant syndromejak variant troonj.jpg|toss'
File:SoyBooru.com - 166138 - god hates fags kkk louisiana south southerner subvariant ishish soyak ears variant feraljak variant hanging variant impish soyak ears variant protestantjak variant syndromejak variant troonj.jpg|toss'
File:1771919318091h-0.png|toss'
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== Quotes ==
== Quotes ==
{{Quoting|I AM BEING CENSORED BY COBBLEFOID AT THE MOMENT. POONER POONER POONER. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN. I AM MR.OBSESSED. YOU WILL NEVER WIN YOU FUCKING NIGGER. YOU BAN A SITE YOU USE. YOU SLANDER A SITE YOU ARE JANNY OF. YOU LEAVE YOUR OWN SITE UNATTENDED AND ROTTING. YOU SHUT DOWN YOUR TALK PAGE ON THAT SITE BECAUSE YOU CANT TAKE CRITIIZEMS N SHIET. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? WHEN OH WHEN|-coalfarmer|leaking at cobblestone after gradingcaust}}{{Quoting|on my way back a tornado came through and almost killed me and its still storming but i will most likely be fine
nothing all that eventful happened in mexico i got my teeth sealed with a solution to prevent cavities
i also saw a trans “””woman””” get made fun of by some mexiARYANS and some ukrainian and mexican homeless people under the border crossing bridge grab tourists through the grater like zombies trying to get money.
i also was almost detained by ICE for 2 hours as they mistaked me for a felon.|coalfarmer|talking about his trip to mexico}}{{Quoting|I, Coalfarmer, try to respond to every message and/or thread posted here (even the shitposty ones) and if i dont you can yell about it to me here or at my email [email protected]|coalfarmer|one of the dailyblogs from 2026}}
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[[File:Capturefgfhhjhhj.png|center|thumb|385x385px|some nigga on the shemmy singing the mountain chant]]

Latest revision as of 22:32, 14 March 2026

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This nigga literally owns
Here be everything Shroom had but worse and with more SNCA.

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420 Shrekscope any fandumb you see. Rustle a rwbyfag's jimmies.
>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger! THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!
Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking! 		>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!
dis thang is about da united state's south

Enslave everybaldi that you don't like, eat the gumbo,

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Coalfarmer feels like SIDSONS, CITIES, AND SOTM!
Coalfarmer

the best namefag in /pol/
Born
/pol/land
BaptizedYes
StatusActive
GenderMale
NationalityAmerimutt (Louisiana)
Other namesMethodist poltard, Sam_Hyde, Coalfarmering,
RaceWhite
SexualityStraight
ReligionChristianity (Methodist)
EducationUniversity of Kuz
Years active2022-
Best known forowning the mountain niggas, being obsessed, owning the SoyBlog,
Notable workThe American Conservatives Archives, The Gem Percentage Chart, The SoyBlog,
OfficeEmperor of the Mountain (since 2025)

Owner of TACA (2022-2025)
Owner of The SoyBlog (since 2026)

Admin of the SidsonWiki (Since 2026)
Political partyBrootism
Opponent(s)soycraft jannies, porn and gore posters on /pol/
Tripcode!NlY/.kUOpU
IAS?sometimes
Soyjak Wiki accounthttps://soyjakwiki.org/User:Coalfarmer
Websitehttps://coalfarmer.neocities.org/ https://soyblog.forumotion.com/

'

>XEY POSTED LE DNB ON MY /POL/ OHNONONO
Coalfarmer ironically, is a gem.

Coalfarmer also known as the Coalish Mountain King, or IVfarmer by vinluv was a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and currently SNCApedia namefag who used to post on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the Gempire, and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates gems on multiple sites. He also cooks regularly and has his own cook book filled with gemmy recipes and cooking tips or sumthing.

He is also one out of 3 confirmed ‘teens from Louisiana, and by far the most active one. He is most likely autistic due to his big hyperfixations on gems, coals, nusois, and SNCA occurrences in a children’s game.

He also created the infamous C.A.D.O coalition, (obviously a reference to Nikocado Avacado), which stands for Care Against Dermatology Organization, and was responsible for the colonization of NuSoi mountain, a mountain that generates Nusois, (or in the game, zombies), the creation of a mock waco compound, and a authentic Louisiana restaurant serving crawfish and crabs.

More information about Coalfarmer can be found on his SNCApedia account, Coalfarmer, or his VERY IN DEPTH Coalfarmer Soyjak Wiki account

In his IAS self inserts he's usually drinking his patented gem drink and has a southern flag shirt and cowboy hat on. In his NAS self inserts hes usually a historical figure or famous person sitting in a chair and/or a desk.

Coalfarmer also has a jewtube account he barely uses

Sharty ban

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He is currently banned from the soyjak wiki, soybooru, and sharty all for a post which said "dats aryan shemmycuck". Considering how retarded this ban is it will probably be lifted at some point. Due to coalfarmer's obsession ever since the ban he has been campaigning to get it lifted. (((you))) can help by campaigning aswell or not as quotecord usually doesn't change their opinion when its decided

Things he likes

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Things he HATES

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Political Stance and Opinions

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  • Christianity is the only true religion
  • Modern jews are not the descendants of Abrahamic jews of which Jesus came from
  • homosexuality and all forms of it is a mental illness which in most cases can be cured
  • U.S. borders and immigration should only let in those from European countries
  • Races should not interbreed or mix
  • Segregation is alright as long as its separate but equal
  • Lower class natural drugs such as weed, alcohol, shrooms, are fine but higher-grade synthetics such as acid should be illegal
  • Abortion le bad
  • Death penalty should be reserved only for rape, pedophilia, and un-justified murder

Did You Know?

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Logo used for coalfarmer's update site
Coalfarmer is added to the nametroons section of the /pol/ article
  • Coalfarmer is banned from Leftypedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and Wikipedia
  • Coalfarmer runs and owns the NameFag Olympics
  • Coalfarmer runs and owns The SoyBlog
  • Coalfarmer smokes nigger weed
  • Coalfarmer was the owner of the The American Conservative Archives before it shut down
  • Coalfarmer is southern methodist
  • Coalfarmer owns a plantation in /pol/land where he enslaves nusois to convert coal to gems
  • Coalfarmer has a degree in Political Science from Kuz University
  • Coalfarmer is usually somewhere on the big Ki's top editors list for the month
  • Coalfarmer SINGLEHANDLY revived the cricky then quit when it was moved
  • Coalfarmer has been on the sharty for about 2 years
  • Coalfarmer has a site where he posts updates on his projects and other things
  • Coalfarmer is an admin on the sidson wiki
  • Coalfarmer had the first soybooru post of 2026
  • Coalfarmer has an account and/or tripfag on every non-hostile splinter
  • Coalfarmer's original name was coally
  • Coalfarmer's favorite admin is Soot or Kuz
  • Coalfarmer's favorite jewtuber is goblin
  • (You) can contact Coalfarmer at [email protected]

Rick Ross Posting

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every year on January 28th create a SNCA thread on news commemorating the day quote banned porn and rick ross's birthday.

Today is rick ross's birthday!

Wish him a happy birthday!

Rick Ross loves quote for banning porn today!

We love rick ross!''

  • Coalfarmer's first rick ross post gets on the main page
    Coalfarmer's first rick ross post gets on the main page
  • Image Used
    Image Used

Self inserts (IAS)

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  • Mexiaryan variant
    Mexiaryan variant
  • impish variant
    impish variant
  • impish variant again
    impish variant again
  • sidson variant
    sidson variant
  • sidson ears variant
    sidson ears variant
  • DailyFarmer
    DailyFarmer
  • olgolstein variant
    olgolstein variant
  • olgolstein variant again
    olgolstein variant again
  • impish glasses variant
    impish glasses variant
  • impish glasses variant again
    impish glasses variant again
  • impish glasses variant gun
    impish glasses variant gun
  • impish glasses variant muscular
    impish glasses variant muscular
  • ishnish variant
    ishnish variant
  • toss'
    toss'
  • toss'
    toss'
  • toss'
    toss'
  • toss'
    toss'
  • toss'
    toss'

Self inserts (NAS)

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  • hoov used on the booru
    hoov used on the booru
  • goblin used on /pol/ when content or happy
    goblin used on /pol/ when content or happy
  • lenin used on /pol/ when reading
    lenin used on /pol/ when reading
  • Huey P. Long used on /pol/ when gegging
    Huey P. Long used on /pol/ when gegging
  • SpaceGhostPurpp used on /pol/ when being serious
    SpaceGhostPurpp used on /pol/ when being serious

Quotes

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some nigga on the shemmy singing the mountain chant
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