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[[File:IRL Tanzanite.jpg|thumb|240x240px|An IRL Tanzanite.]] | [[File:IRL Tanzanite.jpg|thumb|240x240px|An IRL Tanzanite.]] | ||
A '''Tanzanite Truthnuke''' refers to a [[Truthnuke]] of extremely high magnitude and power. When a Tanzanite Truthnuke is posted, all poor-sighted readers wearing spectacles will immediately find them to be shattered into a [[Thrembo|thrembillion]] pieces and all clear-sighted readers will have to wear spectacles for the rest of their lives onwards. The phrase itself is almost exclusively used by [[Soyjak Wiki|'Ki]] editors and lurkers. The opposite mineral is [[Tranzanite]], which is the same but for extremely well-crafted lies. | A '''Tanzanite Truthnuke''' refers to a [[Truthnuke]] of extremely high magnitude and power. When a Tanzanite Truthnuke is posted, all poor-sighted readers wearing spectacles will immediately find them to be shattered into a [[Thrembo|thrembillion]] pieces and all clear-sighted readers will have to wear spectacles for the rest of their lives onwards. The phrase itself is almost exclusively used by [[Soyjak Wiki|'Ki]] editors and lurkers. The opposite mineral is [[Lie|Tranzanite]], which is the same but for extremely well-crafted lies. | ||
== Etymology == | == Etymology == | ||
The term comes from Template:Tanzanite, a template used to mark only the gemmiest pages forged by craftsmen of the Jacobson clan from Aryanheaven using techniques passed down from generation to generation since ancient times. ''[[Autism]]'' and ''[[Trannies]]'' are some examples of these legendary pages. | The term comes from Template:Tanzanite, a template used to mark only the gemmiest pages forged by craftsmen of the Jacobson clan from Aryanheaven using techniques passed down from generation to generation since ancient times. ''[[sharty:Autism|Autism]]'' and ''[[Trannies]]'' are some examples of these legendary pages. | ||
The template's name comes from the now obsolete [[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]]-era Soyspeak word ''Tanzanite'' referring to the highest level of quality attainable by a post and from Doll-era II Soyspeak ''Truthnuke'', referring to an extremely controversial fact that eliminates all lies previously posted in a thread. | The template's name comes from the now obsolete [[sharty:Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]]-era Soyspeak word ''Tanzanite'' referring to the highest level of quality attainable by a post and from Doll-era II Soyspeak ''Truthnuke'', referring to an extremely controversial fact that eliminates all lies previously posted in a thread. | ||
== Abundance in 'rth's Crust == | == Abundance in 'rth's Crust == | ||
If you see anyone using this [[Animal|endangered]] phrase, it's a dead giveaway that they are a wikiGOD. | If you see anyone using this [[sharty:Animal|endangered]] phrase, it's a dead giveaway that they are a wikiGOD. | ||
Due to this phrase's rarity, there are no known pictures of tanzanite truthnukes being detonated, or even one that hasn't been detonated. Can [[You|(you)]] help us? | Due to this phrase's rarity, there are no known pictures of tanzanite truthnukes being detonated, or even one that hasn't been detonated. Can [[You|(you)]] help us? | ||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
* [[Tranzanite]] | * [[Sharty:Lie|Tranzanite]] | ||
* [[Truthnuke]] | * [[Truthnuke]] | ||
* [[Mineral rating system]] | * [[Mineral rating system]] | ||
Latest revision as of 22:28, 16 March 2026
This page is a Tanzanite Trvthnvke.
A Tanzanite Truthnuke refers to a Truthnuke of extremely high magnitude and power. When a Tanzanite Truthnuke is posted, all poor-sighted readers wearing spectacles will immediately find them to be shattered into a thrembillion pieces and all clear-sighted readers will have to wear spectacles for the rest of their lives onwards. The phrase itself is almost exclusively used by 'Ki editors and lurkers. The opposite mineral is Tranzanite, which is the same but for extremely well-crafted lies.
Etymology
[edit | edit source]The term comes from Template:Tanzanite, a template used to mark only the gemmiest pages forged by craftsmen of the Jacobson clan from Aryanheaven using techniques passed down from generation to generation since ancient times. Autism and Trannies are some examples of these legendary pages.
The template's name comes from the now obsolete /qa/-era Soyspeak word Tanzanite referring to the highest level of quality attainable by a post and from Doll-era II Soyspeak Truthnuke, referring to an extremely controversial fact that eliminates all lies previously posted in a thread.
Abundance in 'rth's Crust
[edit | edit source]If you see anyone using this endangered phrase, it's a dead giveaway that they are a wikiGOD.
Due to this phrase's rarity, there are no known pictures of tanzanite truthnukes being detonated, or even one that hasn't been detonated. Can (you) help us?
