Coalfarmer

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This topic refers to this very wiki. Here be documentation of every type of SNCA.

This nigga literally owns Here be everything Shroom had but worse and with more SNCA.

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THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL! Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!

dis thang is about da united state's south Enslave everybaldi that you don't like, eat the gumbo, and go to coalfarmer's /pol/ plantation fuggen couyon

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Coalfarmer feels like SIDSONS, CITIES, AND SOTM!

Coalfarmer
IRLSoysona the best namefag in /pol/
Born	/pol/land
Baptized	Yes
Status	Active
Gender	Male
Nationality	Amerimutt (Louisiana)
Other names	Methodist poltard, Sam_Hyde, Coalfarmering,
Race	White
Sexuality	Straight
Religion	Christianity (Methodist)
Education	University of Kuz
Years active	2022-
Best known for	owning the mountain niggas, being obsessed, owning the SoyBlog,
Notable work	The American Conservatives Archives, The Gem Percentage Chart, The SoyBlog,
Office	Emperor of the Mountain (since 2025) Owner of TACA (2022-2025) Owner of The SoyBlog (since 2026) Admin of the SidsonWiki (Since 2026)
Political party	Brootism
Opponent(s)	soycraft jannies, porn and gore posters on /pol/
Tripcode	!NlY/.kUOpU
IAS?	sometimes
Soyjak Wiki account	https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Coalfarmer
Website	https://coalfarmer.neocities.org/ https://soyblog.forumotion.com/

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>XEY POSTED LE DNB ON MY /POL/ OHNONONO

Coalfarmer ironically, is a gem.

Coalfarmer also known as the Coalish Mountain King, or IVfarmer by vinluv was a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and currently SNCApedia namefag who used to post on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the Gempire, and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates gems on multiple sites. He also cooks regularly and has his own cook book filled with gemmy recipes and cooking tips or sumthing.

He is also one out of 3 confirmed ‘teens from Louisiana, and by far the most active one. He is most likely autistic due to his big hyperfixations on gems, coals, nusois, and SNCA occurrences in a children’s game.

He also created the infamous C.A.D.O coalition, (obviously a reference to Nikocado Avacado), which stands for Care Against Dermatology Organization, and was responsible for the colonization of NuSoi mountain, a mountain that generates Nusois, (or in the game, zombies), the creation of a mock waco compound, and a authentic Louisiana restaurant serving crawfish and crabs.

More information about Coalfarmer can be found on his SNCApedia account, Coalfarmer, or his VERY IN DEPTH Coalfarmer Soyjak Wiki account

In his IAS self inserts he's usually drinking his patented gem drink and has a southern flag shirt and cowboy hat on. In his NAS self inserts hes usually a historical figure or famous person sitting in a chair and/or a desk.

Coalfarmer also has a jewtube account he barely uses

Sharty ban

He is currently banned from the soyjak wiki, soybooru, and sharty all for a post which said "dats aryan shemmycuck". Considering how retarded this ban is it will probably be lifted at some point. Due to coalfarmer's obsession ever since the ban he has been campaigning to get it lifted. (((you))) can help by campaigning aswell or not as quotecord usually doesn't change their opinion when its decided

Things he likes

• Sam Hyde
• France
• Leswarthy
• Nusois
• Crawdaddies
• Louisiana which is the greatest state omg no cap
• Methodism
• God
• Jesus
• Minecraft (couldn’t you tell?)
• the ‘ru
• this very website since he can dump random SNCA articles like the one on Conservapedia
• Being unemployed
• namefags
• wikingtog88
• RC cola

Things he HATES

• you
• splinters (sometimes)
• porn and gore on muh heckin /pol/
• texas
• the gradingcaust
• Bob
• rapedendweller
• Cobblestone
• coswork16
• Quote

Political Stance and Opinions

• Christianity is the only true religion
• Modern jews are not the descendants of Abrahamic jews of which Jesus came from

• homosexuality and all forms of it is a mental illness which in most cases can be cured
• U.S. borders and immigration should only let in those from European countries
• Races should not interbreed or mix
• Segregation is alright as long as its separate but equal
• Lower class natural drugs such as weed, alcohol, shrooms, are fine but higher-grade synthetics such as acid should be illegal
• Abortion le bad
• Death penalty should be reserved only for rape, pedophilia, and un-justified murder

Did You Know?

Logo used for coalfarmer's update site

Coalfarmer is added to the nametroons section of the /pol/ article

• Coalfarmer is banned from Leftypedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and Wikipedia
• Coalfarmer runs and owns the NameFag Olympics
• Coalfarmer runs and owns The SoyBlog
• Coalfarmer smokes nigger weed
• Coalfarmer was the owner of the The American Conservative Archives before it shut down
• Coalfarmer is southern methodist
• Coalfarmer owns a plantation in /pol/land where he enslaves nusois to convert coal to gems
• Coalfarmer has a degree in Political Science from Kuz University
• Coalfarmer is usually somewhere on the big Ki's top editors list for the month
• Coalfarmer SINGLEHANDLY revived the cricky then quit when it was moved
• Coalfarmer has been on the sharty for about 2 years
• Coalfarmer has a site where he posts updates on his projects and other things
• Coalfarmer is an admin on the sidson wiki
• Coalfarmer had the first soybooru post of 2026
• Coalfarmer has an account and/or tripfag on every non-hostile splinter
• Coalfarmer's original name was coally
• Coalfarmer's favorite admin is Soot or Kuz
• Coalfarmer's favorite jewtuber is goblin
• (You) can contact Coalfarmer at [email protected]

Rick Ross Posting

every year on January 28th create a SNCA thread on news commemorating the day quote banned porn and rick ross's birthday.

Today is rick ross's birthday!

Wish him a happy birthday!

Rick Ross loves quote for banning porn today!

We love rick ross!''

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  Coalfarmer's first rick ross post gets on the main page
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  Image Used

Self inserts (IAS)

• 
  Mexiaryan variant
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  impish variant
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  impish variant again
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  sidson variant
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  sidson ears variant
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  DailyFarmer
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  olgolstein variant
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  olgolstein variant again
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  impish glasses variant
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  impish glasses variant again
• 
  impish glasses variant gun
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  impish glasses variant muscular
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  ishnish variant
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  toss'
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  toss'
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  toss'
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  toss'
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  toss'

Self inserts (NAS)

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  hoov used on the booru
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  goblin used on /pol/ when content or happy
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  lenin used on /pol/ when reading
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  Huey P. Long used on /pol/ when gegging
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  SpaceGhostPurpp used on /pol/ when being serious

Quotes

some nigga on the shemmy singing the mountain chant