Iceland

Iceland is a gem.

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This burger is a American win, or something

3rd best place to live award

WAOW looks like a mixture of Costa Rica and UK in a flag, I transheart vexillology

Iceland also known by its dead name Fýider is a large country smack dab in the middle of nowhere, yeah. It is known for statistically being the most happy country on earth due to having all of it’s crops being imported from foreign countries, aka Goyslop, and having absolutely no criminals due to very tight immigration policies (unlike Norway). However, due to being smack dab in between Greenland and Denmark, it was not colonized until the 1400s, previously being owned by Paganist weirdo tribes known as the “Viking”, who supposedly discovered America 500 years earlier or something, according to the Science.

Jokes aside, Iceland is a pretty good place, free from Eternal Anglos and mosquitos, home to god-built volcanos, and QUITE A LOT OF ARYANS (all though there is a staggering amount of Pajeets)

Most Icelandics live in the capital city, Reykjavik (sometimes spelled Rojjakkik YOU BIGOTED CHUDS. STOP CALLING ICELAND BY ITS DEAD NAME!!!!!!!!!))

Snopes has verified that behind Arizona and Louisiana Iceland is the 3rd best place to win.

Also DQnald TrVmp wanted to buy it but the Icelandic President BTFO’d the fuck out of him, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK.

Notable icelandics

• The Icelandic is an Icelandic who loves Iceland and posts everyday on /pol/ Iceland won. He is very nice and wholesome
• Rolf Erikon

Also known as Rol Erikon. According to the Science he was the oldest man in the history of Iceland at 114 or something. He died in 1888 and was born in 1774.

• Red Erikson

Not to be confused with Erikon. The man was the first to see America, although he thought it was part of the Faroe Islands and could not grow crops, this was confirmed by Snopes, Dave Muscato, and The Science in 1906

Notable facts about Iceland

• They were the first to discover America
• They have over 9000 volcanoes
• The average temperature is 30 degrees
• A different store translated to Sneed’s Swede and Finn (owned by Jakob Sņeedson) in English exists here, selling Swedish goods
• Hal Wilkerson bought a car here once
• It’s dope because niggerweed is legal and you can do whatever the fuck you want as the maximum prison sentence is only 21 years
• Many Amerimutts confuse it with Greenland.
• It was under Swedish rule from the 1000’s to the 1300’s and was called Fýider.
• 90% of the country is Christian.
• ICELAND WON
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• Warrior-Z hates Iceland (for some reason, Iceland is a pretty dope place)
• You can go to restaurants and eat a tasty meal of Stockfish (all from different areas) and Icelandic hot dogs topped with butter while viewing how perfect the city is from a rooftop, far away from any other country, the nearest location being inferior greenland. You couldn’t even do that in New York without some poor Jewish Spic calling you a bigot and a transphobic Nazi, so it just goes to show why the only 3 Places with NO JEWS are goated, fuck New York shitty.