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I am also known as [[Sharty:User:Vantared|Vantared]] on the main wiki. I came here just for the heck of it, and I’m lurking here because the main wiki is going to shit at present.  
[[File:Brimstonepage.png|alt=Average brimstone poster|The average brimstone poster, brimming with brimstone|thumb|240px]][[File:Slopjak example.webp]]|thumb|better72|240px]]
'''{{Brimtext|Brimstone}}''' or '''sulfur''' is an [[Satoko_houjou_fan|obsessed]] form of [[coal]] from Niggerhell that actively harms the posters who view it due to how incredibly low-quality it is. [[Sharty:Niggerbabble|Dat shit can hurt yo eyes cuza' how trash it is.]] Brimstone is often considered to be even worse than [[Sharty:Dust|dust]], with prolonged viewing posing a serious risk to the viewer's body and soul. These sinister posts' evil qualities commonly lead to the obsessed derailment of otherwise [[Gem|gemmy]] threads. Some types of brimstone rapidly proliferate like an obsessed [[Sharty:The coal that is killing /soy/|cancer]] before dying out just as quickly. Overall, brimstone is a very obsessed and macabre quality of post, and should generally be avoided. Most people who post brimstone WILL obsessively burn.


NOTE: Brimstone isn't vantablack. It’s actually Vantayellow 
My current mission here is to make sure that us at SNCApedia could gem up this site, because right now most of its pages are coal. If (you) import pages from Soyjak Wiki, at least change them a little bit, and remove any red links.  


Brimstone is sometimes called [[Lee Goldson|Cheese]]<nowiki/>stone due to it's yellow appearance
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The term brimstone (as well as [[coal]]), comes from Psalm 11: ''Upon the wicked He will rain coals; Fire and brimstone''
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Many images that meet the brimstone criteria can be traced back to [[Sharty:Twitter|Twitter]], where users who have little to no knowledge about soyjaks attempt to make 'jaks of their own.
==Stuff I like==
*MRS
*[[Soyjak|Soyjaks]]
*Chuds
*[[Soyjak Wiki]]
*[[Soot]]
*Elements
*[[DOLL]]
*Broot
*Froot
*Faggot (the user)
*[[Coalfarmer]]
*[[Sharty:User:OPShredder|OPShredder]]
*Iwaju
*OopooPoopoo (to a degree)
*BBQ Sauce
*Gaming
*Music
*This very wiki
*Tanzanite Truthnukes
*Gems and Gemeralds
*{{Partysavingtext|Total Tranny Death}}
*Lots of snca goyslop


As noted by the Holy [[Sharty:The Soyble|Soyble]] in [[Sharty:Nate (Soyjak)|Nate]] 18:25: ''"It is easier for a [[Sharty:Fat|plus-sized]] [[Nigger|black]] [[Tranny|trans queen]] to go through the eye of a needle than for a poster of brimstone to enter the kingdom of [[Soot]]".'' This implies that posters of brimstone (and potentially those who enjoy it) will burn in [[Sharty:Niggerhell|Niggerhell]] for eternity.
==Stuff I don’t like==
*[[4chan|4cuck]]
*[[Leftypol.org|Liberals]]
*Commies
*Kuz
*Max
*[[Cobblestone|Cobblecoal]]
*Mustard
*Dykes
*[[Wikipedia:Narendra Modi|JewTube devs]]
*Microsoft
*[[Sharty:User:GauntletThrown|GauntletThrown]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Furry|North]]
*Coal Dust and Brimstone
*Vantablack
*Furfags
*Jews
*Foids
*Slopjaks
*Vlodson
*HTSM
*Donald Trump


== [[Shit nobody cares about|Etymology]] ==
==Stuff I {{Shaketext|HATE}}==
"Brimstone" comes from the Old English word "brynstan", from brin-, a stem of brinnen, meaning "to burn", from [[Aryan|Proto-Germanic]] *brennan- "to burn", from [[Kuz|Proto-Indo-European]] *gwher- "to heat, warm" + stan "stone", from Proto-Germanic *stainaz, from Proto-Indo-European *stoi-no-. Middle English forms include brymston, brimston and bremston.<ref>https://www.etymonline.com/word/brimstone</ref>
*Troonification
*Trooncore
*Trannies
*{{Acktext|MarketPliers}}
*[[Faggot|Analects]]
*Dobcuck
*Grooming
*Antimatter
*Shitlita
*{{Echo|Quote}}
*The cancer that is killing the sharty
*Fat nigger furry
*Fetish art and fetishes in general
*Mudslimes
*{{Brimtext|LimeAIDS/9a0sheeeit}}
*Niggers (only literal niggers, not all blacks)
*GillKoyim
*Retards
*Osama Bin Laden
*Jeffrey Epstein
*Minor inconveniences
*Major inconveniences
*Lots of other snca
*Myself
*{{Antimattertext|My mom}}


== Types of Brimstone ==
== A brief history of Brimstone ==
'''Silesian brimstone''' (from the region of Silesia in Italy) consists mostly of sulfur but with some impurities. As a result, it is not as strong as the other types, but can still coal up the log in high enough quantities. A notable example of Silesian brimstone is the [[Sharty:Poland|Polish]] [[Trannies|BBC spammer]].
[[File:Brimstonepage.png|alt=Average brimstone poster|The average brimstone poster, brimming with brimstone|thumb|240px]]
'''{{Brimtext|Brimstone}}''' or '''sulfur''' is an [[Satoko_houjou_fan|obsessed]] form of [[coal]] from Niggerhell that actively harms the posters who view it due to how incredibly low-quality it is. [[Sharty:Niggerbabble|Dat shit can hurt yo eyes cuza' how trash it is.]] Brimstone is often considered to be even worse than [[Sharty:Dust|dust]], with prolonged viewing posing a serious risk to the viewer's body and soul. These sinister posts' evil qualities commonly lead to the obsessed derailment of otherwise [[Gem|gemmy]] threads. Some types of brimstone rapidly proliferate like an obsessed [[Sharty:The coal that is killing /soy/|cancer]] before dying out just as quickly. Overall, brimstone is a very obsessed and macabre quality of post, and should generally be avoided. Most people who post brimstone WILL obsessively burn.


'''Bhutanese brimstone''' is around 99.89% pure and it is from [[Wikipedia:Bhutan|Bhutan]].
NOTE: Brimstone isn't vantablack. It’s actually Vantayellow 
It is much stronger than the Silesian type and small doses of it can turn the entire catalog into dust. It is [[Sharty:Dr. Soyberg|recommended]] that you avoid exposure to Bhutanese brimstone, as it has a high chance of causing [[Kuz|nigger AIDS]].


'''Congolese brimstone''' is 100% pure elemental sulfur from the deepest, darkest pits of [[Sharty:Niggerhell|Niggerhell]]. After its discovery, Belgian authorities sealed off all brimstone mines in the Congo and erased any information about it that they could get their hands on. As a result, not much is known about Congolese brimstone, but soyentists theorize that it could completely destroy the Sharty. It is speculated that [[Sharty:Poopson|Poopson]] is made out of Congolese brimstone.<ref>because... I said so, ok?</ref>  
Brimstone is sometimes called [[Lee Goldson|Cheese]]<nowiki/>stone due to it's yellow appearance


'''Obsessed Brimstone''' is most commonly found in Mexico. Specifically, inside the intestines of Mexicans and other Latinxes, close to the rectum. Mexicans are the most efficient exporters of Obsessed Brimstone, since anything they eat will be converted to Obsessed Brimstone and be sharted out their hairy skibidi gyatt fat asses. It is suspected that obsessed brimstone is a key component of a mexican [[brap]]. The most well-known exporter of Obsessed Brimstone is [[satoko_houjou_fan]].
The term brimstone (as well as [[coal]]), comes from Psalm 11: ''Upon the wicked He will rain coals; Fire and brimstone''


'''{{Brimtext|{{Gemtext|Brimerald}}}}''' is a category of gemerald that is also brimstone (or rather, a variety of brimstone that also happens to be a gemerald). It is not to be confused with a controversial gem that is considered by some to be a gemerald and by others to be brimstone, rather it is a dangerous unstable entity that simultaneously contains the characteristics of both a glistening gemerald and a niggerish piece of brimstone occupying the same space at the same time. It is also not to be confused with [[Sharty:Iron|carbon]] as it occupies both sides of the extreme with no inbetween.
Many images that meet the brimstone criteria can be traced back to [[Sharty:Twitter|Twitter]], where users who have little to no knowledge about soyjaks attempt to make 'jaks of their own.


'''[[wikipedia:Corderoite|Corderoite]]''' is a thankfully rare mineral that contains sulfur, aka brimstone. It was discovered in a mine in SNCA County, [[Wikipedia:Nevada|Niggervada]] that was formerly called the Old [[Discord|Cordero]] Mine, which was an appropriate name for what would be discovered within.
As noted by the Holy [[Sharty:The Soyble|Soyble]] in [[Sharty:Nate (Soyjak)|Nate]] 18:25: ''"It is easier for a [[Sharty:Fat|plus-sized]] [[Nigger|black]] [[Tranny|trans queen]] to go through the eye of a needle than for a poster of brimstone to enter the kingdom of [[Soot]]".'' This implies that posters of brimstone (and potentially those who enjoy it) will burn in [[Sharty:Niggerhell|Niggerhell]] for eternity.


== Gallery ==
==Namefags that made me seethe (I tend to seethe a lot)==  
<gallery>
{{Tip|Most of these relationships are NOT very sour at the moment.}}
File:Sulfur powder.webp|Brimstone powder.
*[[Cobblestone]]
File:Sulfur - El Desierto mine, San Pablo de Napa, Daniel Campos Province, Potosí, Bolivia.jpg|Brimstone.
*[[9a0c]]
File:Leaning Tombstones.jpg|3 gravestones.
*{{brimtext|[[Quote]]}}
File:Burning-sulfur.png|Burning brimstone. (S.T.A.L.K.E.R. REFERENCE!!?!?!?!?!)
*[[Sharty:Pollyanna|Red]]
File:Grimstone.png|A [[Sharty:Soycraft|block]] of grimstone (later changed to "deepslate" by [[Sharty:Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fuck]]s but we know the TRVTH).
*{{Acktext|[[MarketPliers]]}}
File:Corderoite-Cinnabar-226331.jpg|[[Discord|'Cordite]]
*{{Echoes|[[GillKoyim]]}}
</gallery>
*[[Faggot|Analects]]
*[[Furfag|North]]
*[[Dobcuck]] (GO BACK)
*{{antimattertext|[[Sharty:Mustard (detractor perspective)|MUDstard]]}}


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Sharty:User:Gem|Gem/Coal Rating System]]
*[[Mineral Rating System|Gem/Coal Rating System]]
*[[Sharty:Coal|Coal]]
*[[Sharty:Coal|Coal]]
*[[Wikipedia:Nigel Farage|N. Farage]]
*[[Sharty:Dust|Dust]]
*[[Africa|The Congo]]
*[[Sharty:Soylita|Antimatter]]
*[[List of Asian countries|Bhutan=poop2]]
*[[Sharty:The coal that is killing /soy/|Party-killing coal]]
*[[Jassy|Party-Killing Coal]]
*[[Sharty:Niggerjak|Singularity]]
*[[Singularity]]
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{{Reflist}}
{{Cancer}}
{{Dialect}}
{{Ratings}}

Latest revision as of 11:44, 11 April 2026

>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger! THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!
Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!
This user HATES the word "Soyak" because it’s a misspelling. He has attempted to censor it (and likely failed.)
Biggest Gradingcaust hater award
Survived the crackdown award
Accused of being OPShredder award
Brimstone is a right-wing transphobe!
Brimstone is coal.
This page, against all logic, is a gem.
THIS PAGE IS LITERALLY ABOUT SHARTY-KILLING BRIMSTONE FROM THE BRIMCINDERS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

I am also known as Vantared on the main wiki. I came here just for the heck of it, and I’m lurking here because the main wiki is going to shit at present.

My current mission here is to make sure that us at SNCApedia could gem up this site, because right now most of its pages are coal. If (you) import pages from Soyjak Wiki, at least change them a little bit, and remove any red links.

This user is also present on Soyjak Wiki.
This user is a wiki approver, and could be rejecting your perfectly fine edits btw, if that matters.

Stuff I like

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  • MRS
  • Soyjaks
  • Chuds
  • Soyjak Wiki
  • Soot
  • Elements
  • DOLL
  • Broot
  • Froot
  • Faggot (the user)
  • Coalfarmer
  • OPShredder
  • Iwaju
  • OopooPoopoo (to a degree)
  • BBQ Sauce
  • Gaming
  • Music
  • This very wiki
  • Tanzanite Truthnukes
  • Gems and Gemeralds
  • Total Tranny Death
  • Lots of snca goyslop

Stuff I don’t like

[edit | edit source]

Stuff I HATE

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  • Troonification
  • Trooncore
  • Trannies
  • MarketPliers
  • Analects
  • Dobcuck
  • Grooming
  • Antimatter
  • Shitlita
  • (((Quote)))
  • The cancer that is killing the sharty
  • Fat nigger furry
  • Fetish art and fetishes in general
  • Mudslimes
  • LimeAIDS/9a0sheeeit
  • Niggers (only literal niggers, not all blacks)
  • GillKoyim
  • Retards
  • Osama Bin Laden
  • Jeffrey Epstein
  • Minor inconveniences
  • Major inconveniences
  • Lots of other snca
  • Myself
  • My mom

A brief history of Brimstone

[edit | edit source]
Average brimstone poster
The average brimstone poster, brimming with brimstone

Brimstone or sulfur is an obsessed form of coal from Niggerhell that actively harms the posters who view it due to how incredibly low-quality it is. Dat shit can hurt yo eyes cuza' how trash it is. Brimstone is often considered to be even worse than dust, with prolonged viewing posing a serious risk to the viewer's body and soul. These sinister posts' evil qualities commonly lead to the obsessed derailment of otherwise gemmy threads. Some types of brimstone rapidly proliferate like an obsessed cancer before dying out just as quickly. Overall, brimstone is a very obsessed and macabre quality of post, and should generally be avoided. Most people who post brimstone WILL obsessively burn.

NOTE: Brimstone isn't vantablack. It’s actually Vantayellow

Brimstone is sometimes called Cheesestone due to it's yellow appearance

The term brimstone (as well as coal), comes from Psalm 11: Upon the wicked He will rain coals; Fire and brimstone

Many images that meet the brimstone criteria can be traced back to Twitter, where users who have little to no knowledge about soyjaks attempt to make 'jaks of their own.

As noted by the Holy Soyble in Nate 18:25: "It is easier for a plus-sized black trans queen to go through the eye of a needle than for a poster of brimstone to enter the kingdom of Soot". This implies that posters of brimstone (and potentially those who enjoy it) will burn in Niggerhell for eternity.

Namefags that made me seethe (I tend to seethe a lot)

[edit | edit source]
Most of these relationships are NOT very sour at the moment.

See also

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BRIMSTONE IS ODORIFEROUS CONGOLESE BRIMSTONE EXTRACTED FROM THE TREACHEROUS MINES OF /NATE/!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIMSTONE IS ODORIFEROUS CONGOLESE BRIMSTONE EXTRACTED FROM THE TREACHEROUS MINES OF /NATE/!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIMSTONE IS ODORIFEROUS CONGOLESE BRIMSTONE EXTRACTED FROM THE TREACHEROUS MINES OF /NATE/!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIMSTONE IS ODORIFEROUS CONGOLESE BRIMSTONE EXTRACTED FROM THE TREACHEROUS MINES OF /NATE/!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIMSTONE IS ODORIFEROUS CONGOLESE BRIMSTONE EXTRACTED FROM THE TREACHEROUS MINES OF /NATE/!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIMSTONE IS ODORIFEROUS CONGOLESE BRIMSTONE EXTRACTED FROM THE TREACHEROUS MINES OF /NATE/!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIMSTONE IS ODORIFEROUS CONGOLESE BRIMSTONE EXTRACTED FROM THE TREACHEROUS MINES OF /NATE/!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIMSTONE IS ODORIFEROUS CONGOLESE BRIMSTONE EXTRACTED FROM THE TREACHEROUS MINES OF /NATE/!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIMSTONE IS ODORIFEROUS CONGOLESE BRIMSTONE EXTRACTED FROM THE TREACHEROUS MINES OF /NATE/!!!!!!!!!!!
This user is a wiki approver, and could be rejecting your perfectly fine edits btw, if that matters.

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