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The Whale smells like MONKEYS, HYPNOS, AND BONES! BETTER GET AN EXIT PASS! ~ over9000 41  |
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Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!   Really well meme'd my friend!
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The Whale is a a24 slow burn kino film made in 2022 starring Brendan Fraser of Monkeybone fame, Chris Kattan, Whoopi Goldberg, and Dave Foley. It wasn’t very good and is often considered Troonslop by most ‘teens but has a page because Brendan Fraser of Monkeybone fame acted in the film.
Plot
[edit | edit source]The Whale’s main character, played by Brendan Fraser, is named “Charlie”, and is a IRL Slopjak, being a faggot, over 400 pounds, living with a abusive whore, abandoned his daughter, left his wife to fuck a dude who died from aids, and orders pizzas from a pajeet every day, and works at a high school online so epi confirmed. He lives with an abusive whore nurse named Rachel and orders pizza every day from Domino’s (they paid to be mentioned btw) which is delivered by a Pajeet named Dan Shunko (which sounds like a nepalese name fucking Oscarcucks). His daughter is now a mormon and is currently dating a priest o algo. They try to convert Charlie🗝️ but fail. Charlie then attempts suicide by floating and succeeds and the movie ends.
