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He also created the infamous C.A.D.O coalition, (obviously a reference to Nikocado Avacado), which stands for Care Against Dermatology Organization, and was responsible for the colonization of NuSoi mountain, a mountain that generates Nusois, (or in the game, zombies), the creation of a mock [[Wikipedia:Waco Siege|waco compound]], and a authentic Louisiana restaurant serving crawfish and crabs. | He also created the infamous C.A.D.O coalition, (obviously a reference to Nikocado Avacado), which stands for Care Against Dermatology Organization, and was responsible for the colonization of NuSoi mountain, a mountain that generates Nusois, (or in the game, zombies), the creation of a mock [[Wikipedia:Waco Siege|waco compound]], and a authentic Louisiana restaurant serving crawfish and crabs. | ||
More information about Coalfarmer can be found on his SNCApedia account, [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]], or his VERY IN DEPTH [[Sharty:User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] Soyjak Wiki account | More information about Coalfarmer can be found on his SNCApedia account, [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]], or his VERY IN DEPTH [[Sharty:User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] Soyjak Wiki account | ||
In his IAS self inserts he's usually drinking his patented gem drink and has a southern flag shirt and cowboy hat on. In his NAS self inserts hes usually a historical figure or famous person sitting in a chair and/or a desk. | |||
== Things he likes == | == Things he likes == | ||
* [[Sharty:Sam Hyde|Sam Hyde]] | * [[Sharty:Sam Hyde|Sam Hyde]] | ||
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* '''''Minnesota Orthodox''''' - glazes me in my Christian threads on /pol/ | * '''''Minnesota Orthodox''''' - glazes me in my Christian threads on /pol/ | ||
* '''''Larper County Jakker'''''' - Help me with my articles when im lazy o algo | * '''''Larper County Jakker'''''' - Help me with my articles when im lazy o algo | ||
== Self inserts (IAS) == | |||
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File:SoyBooru.com - 164326 - award christianity coalfarmerthebestnamefaginpol (user) cross flag confederate states of america meta namefags meta self insert namefags nas award obsessed self portrait subvariant mexiaryan.jpg|Mexiaryan variant | |||
File:SoyBooru.com - 162363 - coalfarmerthebestnamefaginpol (user) cowboy hat flag hanging troon impish meta namefags variant impish soyak ears.jpg|impish variant | |||
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== Self inserts (NAS) == | |||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:Hoov.jpeg|hoov used on the booru | |||
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[[Category:Minecraft]] | [[Category:Minecraft]] | ||
[[Category:Pol]] | [[Category:Pol]] | ||
[[Category:Namefags]] | [[Category:Namefags]] | ||
Revision as of 17:03, 24 January 2026
Coal Farmer | |
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| Born | Coally /pol/land |
| Baptized | Yes |
| Status | Active |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | Amerimutt (Louisiana) |
| Other names | Methodist poltard, Sam_Hyde, Coalfarmering, |
| Race | White |
| Sexuality | Straight |
| Religion | Christianity (Methodist) |
| Education | University of Kuz |
| Years active | 2022- |
| Best known for | owning the mountain niggas, being obsessed, |
| Notable work | The American Conservatives Archives, The Gem Percentage Chart, |
| Office | Emperor of the Mountain |
| Term | 2025- |
| Opponent(s) | soycraft jannies, porn and gore posters on /pol/ |
| IAS? | sometimes |
| Soyjak Wiki account | https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Coalfarmer |
Coalfarmer, also known as the Coalish mountain king, is a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and SNCApedia namefag who posts on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the Gempire, and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates gems on multiple sites.
He was also one of the owners of the Conservative Archives before it shut down and became exclusively Google Site oriented.
He is also one out of 3 confirmed ‘teens from Louisiana, and by far the most active one. He is most likely autistic due to his big hyperfixations on gems, coals, nusois, and SNCA occurrences in a children’s game.
He also created the infamous C.A.D.O coalition, (obviously a reference to Nikocado Avacado), which stands for Care Against Dermatology Organization, and was responsible for the colonization of NuSoi mountain, a mountain that generates Nusois, (or in the game, zombies), the creation of a mock waco compound, and a authentic Louisiana restaurant serving crawfish and crabs.
More information about Coalfarmer can be found on his SNCApedia account, Coalfarmer, or his VERY IN DEPTH Coalfarmer Soyjak Wiki account
In his IAS self inserts he's usually drinking his patented gem drink and has a southern flag shirt and cowboy hat on. In his NAS self inserts hes usually a historical figure or famous person sitting in a chair and/or a desk.
Things he likes
- Sam Hyde
- France
- Leswarthy
- Nusois
- Crawdaddies
- Louisiana which is the greatest state omg no cap
- Methodism
- God
- Jesus
- Minecraft (couldn’t you tell?)
- the ‘ru
- this very website since he can dump random SNCA articles like the one on Conservapedia
- Being unemployed
- namefags
Things he HATES
- you
- splinters
- porn and gore on muh heckin /pol/
- texas
- gradingcaust
- i dunno nigga im just not a very hateful person
Friends
- Minnesota Orthodox - glazes me in my Christian threads on /pol/
- Larper County Jakker' - Help me with my articles when im lazy o algo
Self inserts (IAS)
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Mexiaryan variant -
impish variant
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_cowboy_hat_flag_hanging_troon_impish_meta_namefags_variant_impish_soyak_ears.jpg)
Self inserts (NAS)
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hoov used on the booru
