Coalfarmer (Coalfarmer's perspective)

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	Milk every gegbvll you see. Archive every JULAAAAAY in this page's history to become Thunderdome's thumbnail misusing politisperg of the year.

This topic refers to this very wiki. Here be documentation of every type of SNCA.

This nigga literally owns
Here be everything Shroom had but worse and with more SNCA.

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THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL! Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!

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Coalfarmer (Coalfarmer's perspective) is ID'd.

Coalburner
Status	Active
Died	soon hopefully
Gender	Male
Nationality	American
Other names	Methodist poltard, Sam_Hyde, Coalfarmering, CoalFarmerTheBestNamefagInPol
Race	White
Sexuality	Secretly Bisexual, openly Straight
Years active	2022-
Best known for	being extremely obsessed and narcississtic, owning the Soyblog
Notable work	SoyBlog
Political party	Brootism
Opponent(s)	soycraft jannies, porn and gore posters on /pol/
Tripcode	!NlY/.kUOpU
IAS?	yes, he is a jartycuck
Soyjak Wiki account	https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Coalfarmer <--- GEEEEG this nigga got banned https://sncapedia.org/wiki/User:Coalfarmer demoted award
Website	https://coalfarmer.neocities.org/ https://soyblog.forumotion.com/

Coalfarmer also known as the Coalish Mountain King, or IVfarmer by vinluv was a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and currently SNCApedia namefag who used to post on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the Gempire, and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates gems on multiple sites. He also cooks regularly and has his own cook book filled with gemmy recipes and cooking tips or sumthing.

Despite claiming to be from Louisiana, Coalfarmer is actually from Alabama thanks to CheckUser logs which show that he also doesn't use a VPN.

He is currently banned soysphere-wide for saying "dats aryan shemmycuck", but the real reason is likely because not even Quotecord wants him.

SNCA he added here

Things he likes

• Sam Hyde
• France
• Leswarthy
• Nusois
• Crawdaddies
• Louisiana which is the greatest state omg no cap
• Methodism
• God
• Jesus
• Minecraft (couldn’t you tell?)
• the ‘ru
• this very website since he can dump random SNCA articles like the one on Conservapedia
• Being unemployed
• namefags
• wikingtog88
• RC cola

Things he HATES

• you
• splinters (sometimes)
• porn and gore on muh heckin /pol/
• texas
• the gradingcaust
• Bob
• rapedendweller
• Cobblestone
• coswork16
• Quote

Political Stance and Opinions

• Christianity is the only true religion
• Modern jews are not the descendants of Abrahamic jews of which Jesus came from
• Homosexuality and all forms of it is a mental illness which in most cases can be cured
• U.S. borders and immigration should only let in those from European countries
• Races should not interbreed or mix
• Segregation is alright as long as its separate but equal
• Lower class natural drugs such as weed, alcohol, shrooms, are fine but higher-grade synthetics such as acid should be illegal
• Abortion le bad
• Death penalty should be reserved only for rape, pedophilia, and un-justified murder

Did You Know?

Logo used for coalfarmer's update site

Coalfarmer is only a footnote, now removed. GEG.

• Coalfarmer is banned from Leftypedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and Wikipedia
• Coalfarmer runs and owns the NameFag Olympics
• Coalfarmer runs and owns The SoyBlog
• Coalfarmer smokes nigger weed
• Coalfarmer was the owner of the The American Conservative Archives before it shut down
• Coalfarmer is southern methodist
• Coalfarmer owns a plantation in /pol/land where he enslaves nusois to convert coal to gems
• Coalfarmer has a degree in Political Science from Kuz University
• Coalfarmer is usually somewhere on the big Ki's top editors list for the month
• Coalfarmer SINGLEHANDLY revived the cricky then quit when it was moved
• Coalfarmer has been on the sharty for about 2 years
• Coalfarmer has a site where he posts updates on his projects and other things
• Coalfarmer is an admin on the sidson wiki
• Coalfarmer had the first soybooru post of 2026
• Coalfarmer has an account and/or tripfag on every non-hostile splinter
• Coalfarmer's original name was coally
• Coalfarmer's favorite admin is Soot or Kuz
• Coalfarmer's favorite jewtuber is goblin
• (You) can contact Coalfarmer at [email protected]

Rick Ross Posting

every year on January 28th create a SNCA thread on news commemorating the day quote banned porn and rick ross's birthday.

Today is rick ross's birthday!

Wish him a happy birthday!

Rick Ross loves quote for banning porn today!

We love rick ross!''

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  Coalfarmer's first rick ross post gets on the main page
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  Image Used

Self inserts (IAS)

• 
  Mexiaryan variant
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  impish variant
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  impish variant again
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  sidson variant
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  sidson ears variant
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  DailyFarmer
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  olgolstein variant
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  olgolstein variant again
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  impish glasses variant
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  impish glasses variant again
• 
  impish glasses variant gun
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  impish glasses variant muscular
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  ishnish variant
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  toss'
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Self inserts (NAS)

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  hoov used on the booru
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  goblin used on /pol/ when content or happy
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  lenin used on /pol/ when reading
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  Huey P. Long used on /pol/ when gegging
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  SpaceGhostPurpp used on /pol/ when being serious