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Swinacht on March 15th, the day Cynacht’s Departure
Swinacht on March 11th, 2026.

Swinacht is a town on the Earthpol Minecraft server. It was founded by members of the Swinny and Soyrusalem.


Happenings

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Cynacht Xbox Ban

On March 11 the founder of the town also known as Cynotch (now called Cynacht) discovered that his Xbox account had been banned for hate speech after he caused a massive leakage from the chat the leak caused significant controversy to the point they reported xim and Microsoft ultimately 'inished the account for violating its hate speech policies

teens of the town mourned the ban and even created a symbolic grave and sacrificed the chicken flock to Notch in his honor. However three hours later his father allowed him to use his Microsoft account. after his SNCA shenanigans with the janny who initially believed the account to be an alternate account the situation eventually returned to normal which ended the mourning.

Events Following Cynacht’s Departure

On March 15th, Cynacht the leader of the town sperged out over the server's heavy rulecuckery and enchantment restrictions, frustrated with 1.9 pvp unable to use vanilla enchant combos (such as flame and power together on a crossbow even doe that's not how it works), the ban on fireworks and lava for griefing and constantly getting maphunted by invisible fags while trying to gather materials he announced he was done before leaving he transferred mayorship to PURGING (who had no idea what was happening at the time GEGG) placed all his items in a chest inside his house for anyone to take and made one final time to make the chat leak this resulted in him getting permanently banned by Synistor (presumably formed opposition against Cynacht) with the message: "(Multiple warnings on two accounts, told multiple times to change his behaviour privately and publicly. Goodbye)". another active member decided to become less active around the same time saying lack of activity and boredom and was later temp muted after leaking at the jannies the drama prompted two other of the teens to move the town's resources to the vinland and griefed the shit out of the town later restored back the items to swinacht and recovering from the grief outpost effectively Cynacht remaining members chose to quit the server or move back to Soyrusalem but despite after all this, Mayor PURGINGWITHMYKIN is still considering to run the town with only one teen left as a member.🗝️

The Quiet Weeks Of Swinacht

On March 16th town activity decreased especially during weekdays. It was so DNB to the point it was barely anything happening to the town i could add here. After a while on April 6 the arrival of two new members to Swinacht thanks to them wanting to join Soyrusalem and SAVE_HOSPITALS directing them to Swinacht they're both normies that has no affiliation with the Swinny this reduced the period of inactivity and ended the period Mayor PURGEINGWITHMYKIN idea was to create private plots on Swinacht for nomries to own and start recruiting normies due to no swedes joining Swinacht this is just like muh heccin administrator named Quote creating an open space for immigrants in my niche imageboard!

Notable Characters & Nations:

Allies:

  • Soyrusalem
  • Vali Befriended one of the members of Swinacht. He is considered the least obnoxious and most relaxed nigga on the server.

Neutral:

  • FireSnakeX

Friend of Cynacht and other members of Swinacht. He was kicked from Borelia and had his town forcibly deleted for apparently being too chuddy. This led to him temporarily staying in various nations while trying to buy a town to settle in. He was later banned for unknown reasons, with the jannies giving only vague answers and refusing to disclose the exact cause.

Enemies:

  • Masada DoomedCornKing AKA "GoonedPornQueen" & such variations

Soyrusalem's worst and most obsessed enemy. A dedicated gegbull who constantly accuses Soyrusalem of being blasphemous. He is the sole leader and resident of Masada in the West Bank and is heavily backed by the Roman Empire. Swinacht aligns more with Soyrusalem's stance against him as he also poses an indirect threat to Swinacht.

  • UN Peacekeeper

Pretty ironic for their "peacekeeper" stance since members of Swinacht are direct victims of their map hunting faggotry.