MoonMetropolis

MoonMetropolis, real name Joshua Ryne Goldberg is the current owner of the schlog, he got arrested for domestic terrorism and spent 9 years in prison. He is known for being a rulecuck (except when you're a pedophile) and hating moralGODs. He was also a Sharty janny until he got demoted for his constant drama by Quote. He is still a janny on the Soyjak Wiki.

Shroomcucks are also obsessed with him because he doesn't ban der trannies.