Morshu

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Morshu is ruby.

Morshu is a salesman who owns a general store called Morshu’s CD-ROM in Sprokeville, Indonesia (formerly Koridai). He will sell anything for the right amount of rupees; lamp oil, rope, lampreys, etc. He is best known for not accepting cards and checks, and unless you have enough rubies, he will not sell you anything. He is most notable for coming into an agreement with the Sproke company. Currently, in his home country of Indonesia, he has made Sproke the main course of his dealings. Soyberger sometimes comes down for a meeting, so be sure to come down with your first class Indian plane ticket, nothing bad will happen.