Don't Touch My Pizza

THIS TOPIC ATTRACTS ASPIES Please remind those obsessed with this SNCA to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

Don't Touch My Pizza is a DEAD, FORCED MEME You may try to revive it, but this forced meme may stay dead. This person is a furry btw, if that matters.

Don't Touch My Pizza is darker than coal...

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Kevin

Type	Furry character
Created on	Circa late 2024.
Creator	Nyanwolf
Oldest known post	March of 2025 (/soy/ and 'ru) October of 2024 (/sude)
Gender	Male
IAS?	No

Don't Touch My Pizza is an furfag animation that wound its way into sharty culture thanks to some /qa/fag spamming it. you will ignore and filter every don't touch my pizza image.

Its basically retroslop trying to vaguely imitate early 2010's animation with a bunch of faggy aspects to it.

Origins

After a namefag gain infamy for ruining one of the Daily operations of soyspring by basically making a bunker on 'blox with a furry statue of himself and people discovered xis 'ru account he would start forcing it on the 'log It was previously posted on some dead nigger board named /sude/ before being forced on /soy/.

The most common way of posting this character was often seeing with the caption nusoibraps go nuclear if they see a green wolf eating pizza. Sad!.

The most common edit being the one of a impish soyak ears holding a pizza.

Then other variant edits came after this one basically being much of the same and others with the caption Kevin WABAG.

It was also forced on both Fooey and Nufooey probably by Ilovy himself.

Controversies

The main forcer of this awful NAS later got outed as a 'cordnigger albeit the main reason why he was banned according to the administration was basically cause 'ru approvers hated him and caused a lot of controversies because people often tried to link him to hostile groups like Floofs or even that xis 'jaks were uploaded on the jartybooru by himself.

After Ilovy got 'nished only a few other baiters and alledgy even Circus_2 posted this furfag character on /soy/ and /qa/ then over the weeks it quickly died.

It's also said that some soycords and 'grams were forcing it but its not Snopes verified at all.

The final blow to the character was that the creator Nyanwolf got exposed as a zoophile fetishist much like the other furfag nas character used to bait and this caused the Nufooey to delete the article they had on Kevin on their own wiki.

How to identify this variant

>nusoibraps go nuclear if they see a green wolf eating pizza. Sad!

If the soyjak has light purple hair and a light green body then it's one of them