Chris Chan

	This nigga has Assburgers Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
	Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)

Why so many templates award

All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim! "Found a hobo in my room"

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Chris Chan is a massive retard! This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.

	THIS PERSON IS A MASSIVE SCHIZO
	You can help by notifying the Mental Asylum.

This burger is a American win, or something

This person is trans btw, if that matters

The Soyjak Wiki HATES Chris Chan. Big 'Ki™ has tried to censor this page's topic and erase it from history. The only reason this page exists is to document something that would've otherwise been undocumented.

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MIGHT have fucked his mother.

This article is not a stub. This is all there is to know about the subject.

Basics

Chris Chan, also known as Christine Weston Chandler, or Jesus Christ CWC Sonichu Prime, is a retarded aryan (100% white btw) known for being the reason Kiwi Farms exists. Due to being autistic, he became obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog, and created a comic called Sonichu, which became an internet meme in the late 2000s. After sperging on his YouTube channels and crashing out in public, the Kiwi Farms (originally the CWCki Forums) was created by Null as a space to sperg about him, which is why this article exists.

The Kiwi Farms's awards for gegbull of the year are called the JULAAYS, after a viral video where He Fucks a blowup doll and screams JULAAY. The video was leaked in 2009 after Chris was coerced into posting the video via Gmail, it was leaked by trolls on SlutLoad, a popular gooning site. 4channers meme'd it up, and it became a popular meme to signify a gegbulls's point of no return.

Notable trolls

• Josh Ramires

Attended speech therapy with Chris when Chris was a toddler. Ramirez hated Chris, which ended up carrying on over to adulthood, although unlike Lee, he actually had valid reasons, as Chris punched him in times of baby ‘tard rage. Ramirez, under the alias “Lori Lopez”, would message Chris multiple times on Skype, MySpace, and Facebook. Ramires would force Chris to film himself shoving a MEDALLION up his ass, and when Chris found out, he was heartbroken. He should have found out a lot sooner doe.

• BlueSpike (also known as Leon Patrick, his real name)

Bluespike was a 13 year old with way too much time on his hands and also probably a faggot. He ended up making a persona of Julia Milvana, a 22 year old ethnic Moldovite, who lived in Ohio with her older brother Max, who abused her. Chris would be coerced by Julia to film himself gooning for long hours, and BlueSpike was also the one who made Chris do the brimstone video. Bluespike would sell the video to fellow troll Clyde Cash, who would leak it onto SlutLoad.

• Clyde Cash

Arguably the most consequential event in the history of the Shiwi occurred when Chris-Chan troll Clyde Cash uploaded a video of CWC fucking a blowup doll onto SlutLoad, which is how Null (real name Josh Moon) found out about Chris, later making the Kiwi Farms to gossip about Lolcows and Gegbvlls. It is their version of Byron Looper stubbing his toe while serving in the army, if he didn’t do that (which permanently disabled him and caused him to venture into politics), then Lowtax would not have made Something Brappy, would not have banned Hentai, and Moot would not have created the 4chan. But we don’t give a shit about KF. Apart from that Sproke saving moment, he didn’t really do much. Clyde Cash pretended to be a 4ft8 gay guy who liked reading Sonichu, and to troll Chris, made multiple fake imageboards, one (after Chris trooned out) called Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia (where Chris lives), and another called GAY SONICHU 5001: THE KEYS TO THE UNIVERSE, to give Chris intense reactions. Clyde Cash would later quit after Chris’s dad died.

• Anthony Logatto

More of a nuisance than a troll. A morbidly obese failcomedian whose claim to fame is making guro novels about Snakes and Penguins. He would discover Chris, and began holding an intense hatred of him for an unknown reason. He would make nearly 500 videos on Chris, including claiming that “What Saddam Hussein has done is potatoes to Chris Chan”. Ah yes, killing multiple politicians that disagree with you is potatoes to gooning. CWCologists would discover LoGatto’s books and weird comedy, and would bash him for it. This caused LoGatto to sperg out on Google Hangouts, yelling that he was in “tremendous pain”, and that he needed to shoot himself. Logatto is still alive, but distences himself from Chris now, and in case your wondering, Logatto is autistic.

Award winners but none of these niggas will never be SNCApedia culture

• 2025: Idubbbz
• 2024: Rekieta law
• 2023: Boogie2988
• 2022: Danderson
• 2021: Cyraxx
• 2020: Chris Chan himself again
• 2019: Ethan Ralph
• 2018: DSP
• 2017: Ethan Ralph
• 2016: Chris Chan himself

ALL SNCA

Wiki

There is also a whole ass wiki about him called the CWCki, which is hosted at [[1]]. Most of the users are ether weens, autists who are as crazy as Chris, or oldfaggots.

Brimstone

He trooned out in 2014 and may have fucked his mother, btw if that matters, as he was arrested for it in 2023, only to be pardoned by the JEWSSSSSSS for being “a silly little autistic girl”. He currently resides in Charlottesville, Virginia.

Geg

He is one of the 3 topics banned on Wikijudea, because Wikipedia is afraid of Kiwis trolling the page.

The other two banned pages are on Allatra, which is a cult with ties to the US government OY DOCTOOOOOS! and Lolcow.farm, a female-dominated website that encourages male genocide OY DOCTOOOOS!.

im geggin so hard what does this retard have to do with the CIA and FEMCELZ what the fucking fucking fucking fuck?

THE TRVTH

chris-chan isn't shardee kultur, meds. just because xe lead to KF's creation doesn't mean xe is. DO NOT POST JULAAY OR ANY CWC RELATED MEMES ON SHARTY. THIS WILL GET YOU BANNED. DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, MY FELLOW ‘pediaGODS.