Asoori

Oy vey! Asoori is Treif! The content of this page has been disapproved by the state of Israel, therefore it is a total waste of bytes. Shut down every revision in this page's history before the goyim learn the truth. Shut It Down

This person is a GOONER! Xe has severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel

Asoori is a massive retard! This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.

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The Lord wouldn't approve of Asoori... Repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom. "Turn from evil and do good; seek peace and pursue it." — Psalm 34:14

	الله أكبر Astaghfirullah! Asoori is haram! الله أكبر
	The subject of this page has been disapproved by Allah and is considered haram. Recruit vulnerable individuals on der 'grams without delay.

>	Phone fagging with auto "correction" is the worst thing a chud can do. I am going to sleep, I'll post agian if I can. See you around chuds	<
- Asoori, last post.

>	There is literally a giant black cube on Saturn you can even see it I am sorry you can't understand that you are being ruled by an ancient death cult.	<
- Asoori

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Asoori
Asoori's shitty selfinsert, yes another buff chud self-insert, how original.
Gender	Male
Race	Alawite
Religion	Hadad worship
Years active	2024-2026?
Tripcode	!tUUSCNjouw

Asoori is iron.

Asoori is a fat schizo broke sandnigger namefag from /pol/ who lives in Saudi Arabia. Ev&doe his family is from Syria, Asoori is best known for disliking all abrahamic religions, (Christianity, Islam and Judaism). He hates living in Saudia Arabia because criticizing Islam in any way is strictly forbidden and considered blasphemy which receives the punishment of being beheaded by a SaudiGOD. He is also not a citizen and spends his days being a refugee niggerslave for saudibvlls and receives no benefits. Asoori claims to transheart national socialism even though he's an Arab, though it is probably mostly for his hatred against kikes. He is also known for being extremely ESL but he engages in a bunch of serious political discussions threads. Started browsing /pol/ around 2024.

Profile

Personality

His personality can be described as slightly curious or something. Asoori is also known around /pol/ for detesting the planet Saturn. Claiming that the hexagon on the planet's pole is a source for a 6000 year old death cult ruling the world. Also claiming the planet and death cult ruined his life. He also gets super leaky if you call him Arab or Kurdish or anything but an Alawite (ev&oe they are all sandniggers in everyphonos eyes). Any mention of Saturn will milk at least 10 reppeys from him.

Debt

His situation as of now.

Asoori is a debt slave. According to him he has to pay 80000 USD for his residence permit, which isn't even his but his father's because he cannot take responsibility. His own father fucked his entire families finances because he wanted to take a dozen trips to mecca to worship the big nigger cube. It’s surprising that he hasn’t roped yet.

Beliefs

One night Asoori was gooning to his favorite ewhore and found out that she posted a video of her getting blacked, and somehow this motivated him to start worshipping Baal Hedad (idk how the two are fucking connected, they just are ok?)^[?].

Occupation

Asoori is an account and business manger, doe he work as a Wagie but he still make things like this sheet

Brother finds out

On march 6, 2026, Asoori would make a post about leaving islam in order to worship Baal Hadad, complaining about how his brother was about to snitch to his father about it, teen's began to speculate that Asoori might be beheaded for being pagan in a muslim country. asoori would later go on to bid farewell to various /pol/ posters while cuckjeet sat and rejoiced He would later return and listen to Gold to destroy his hard drive in case police raids his house. Fearing that he might become homeless, instead of going to prison or dying.

Asoori's as of yet latest post

Trvkepills

You WILL remind them of the the following trvths:

• ancient Jews didn't magically "advance 4000 years" to predict Saturn's north pole hexagon and hide it in the Star of David.
• Not everything is connected in personal retarded conspiracy website Alex jones shit
• Saturn's north pole has a hexagonal storm pattern not a cube.
• (((Baal Heded))) is a modern reconstruction with no documented ancient legal code attached to it He simply made up his own contemporary rules considering he found the code in a 2007 forum following whatever there was sent
• Saturn was never earth’s “sun” with a permanent hexagon and bull face planets visible in the sky, he probably heard it from David Talbots pseudoscience slop.
• Earth has always had a normal day night cycle agriculture started 12000 years ago by god with solar and lunar observations.
• No scientific record exists of earth shifting its axis killing 99 % of humans and formed a new solar system.
• Anunnaki were Sumerian mythological figures.
• it is not true every major civilization eventually collapsed because they worshiped Saturn and enslaved people.
• His hatred of Abrahamic religions came from his resentment toward his father who follows one.
• His financial burden that he constantly leaks about were caused not only by his father but also by his gambling addiction.

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