Roost
Roost is an extremely heckin’ incomprehensible vantablorpalge margerald from the fractal surface of Xen!
Roost smell like cheese ~ cm
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Roost is an image of an extremely fat dutch moorhen in a nest with a baby chick while such a post would be considered not part of /soy/ kultur and be immediately removed due to rule 2 on /soy/, it instead got pinned and locked by the jannies presumably after someone leaked to get it removed. This then means that by all logic and science all images of fats birds (or least this of edits of this image in specific) are AND have always been indeed part of /soy/ culture and also SECA SECA SECA[Marge...]. Reverse image search shows that Roost is indeed a moorhen, and is also dutch.
The personal history of Roost
[edit | edit source]Roost likes listening to roxy music and Paul Desmond. Among Roxy and Desmond songs however he particularly bumps his feathers to Bruno Mars, especially the one song Mars sings about Gold or something. He has a son named Roy (named after actor Roy Rogers) and the status of the mother is unknown, making Roost a single father. The struggles of being a Dutch moorhen sometimes catch up to Roost, as Roost struggles in dealing with Frogs, and Rabbits stealing his nuts and feed. Never give up big roosty
